10) Look, honey, I found the remote!
9) Hold on for just a sec... this would go GREAT with tartar sauce.
8) Damn, I've never seen one of THOSE before...
7) Is there something in my teeth? Quick, get it out!
6) I think I'm going to need another beer for this.
5) Oh, nasty, your pussy tastes like SHIT! Wait, my bad.
4) Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
3) Ohhh, yesssss... tell me how much you love it, Mrs. Reno...
2) Would you PLEASE keep it down? My mom's a light sleeper!
And the absolute worst thing to say when you're munching her rug is...
1) Do you take Visa?
9) Hold on for just a sec... this would go GREAT with tartar sauce.
8) Damn, I've never seen one of THOSE before...
7) Is there something in my teeth? Quick, get it out!
6) I think I'm going to need another beer for this.
5) Oh, nasty, your pussy tastes like SHIT! Wait, my bad.
4) Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
3) Ohhh, yesssss... tell me how much you love it, Mrs. Reno...
2) Would you PLEASE keep it down? My mom's a light sleeper!
And the absolute worst thing to say when you're munching her rug is...
1) Do you take Visa?
