no...nononononono...NO!!!!!!!
You guys got it all wrong,i'll tie you upside down on a phone post,paste your dick to your stomach and make you piss on yourself,then take pliers and yank your eyelids and commence to takin' pictures with a polaroid,after that,saw your dick off with a steak knife,chop it into li'l pieces and make hawwaain lay necklace out of it!!