^ fine escorts dont fuck retards, you gotta find the ones that do heroin or have a clubbed foot
and then just like the women they are they start getting all defensive like 'why did the retard hit on me? is that all im worth?'
i mean its kinda weird when your mom has to do all the haggling of prices and what her sons gonna get done to him
moms like...oral, anal, straight sex...all of that shit...give my boy the works...
retard: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY MOM I GET TO KISS?
mom: (sighs, looks at prostitute like 'im trusting in you to get the job done...')
next morning the fuckin retard is in his room fucking a drawn picture of the prostitute
MOM I KISS! MOM I KISS!