MORNING WOOD

[UsA'sMostWanted]

I don't know but every day upon waking up I grab my girl and just start to dig tunnels...she asked me today tho:, "why do you always wake up like that?"

I told her that it was the infamous "morning wood,"
but I was just trying to comfort her since the poor thing sometimes wakes up scraming cuz Im all up her liver. Now I must ask....is it as common as lets say...."morning breath?"

I'm wondering because she brought up a good point there, it seems that every morning my cock be louder than the rooster in the farm, waking me up all all crazy n' shit. The only way to snap out of it is I gotta bone her ferociously until I bust a nut.

 

[CALiLiFE82]

^^^^ LOL !!!!! IT SUCKS ME AND GIRL DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP TOGETHER, BECAUSE WE DON'T LIVE WITH ONE ANOTHER. SO WHEN I WAKE UP W/OUT HER , I TOO SUFFER FROM THIS DILEMMA.

THEREFORE, I JUST THROW ON THE "VIDEO" ME MADE TOGETHER, AND HANDLE IT ON MY OWN, JUST LIKE I DID THIS MORNING .....

HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU KNOW THAT JERK OFF TO THEIR OWN HOMEMADE PORN ???? LOL !!!!!

 

[Flossalini]

Ah... the joys of "in-house" love pockets!

 

[I. Cold]

I like how he turned the subject of "morning wood" into making his girl scream loud from his enormous dick.

sounds a lot like TYSON

 

[Cheaptimes]

Now I must ask....is it as common as lets say...."morning breath?"

yes

 

[UsA'sMostWanted]

^^^^when you learn how to really put it down for the homies you scrap in red clothing,

and fuck your cousin sam, he got what he deserved yabba-dabba-dickwadd

 

[ESE_GRIMY]

WTF^^^ NETBATTLE IN PROGRESS LOL

 

[Dana Dane]

yabba-dabba-dickwadd

I just spit diet coke all over my desk.

 

[Pig-Homo]

i pitch a tent in the mornings sumtimes

 

[Talus]

Morning wood occurse because while you sleep your body creates testosterone
so yesh its very commmon

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

sometimes it happens in the middle of the night, when i sleep with my girl she will feel my "flashlight"(if u seen big mommas house) poking her... happens in the mornings, sometimes it will be cuz im horny, sometimes i just hafe to piss hella bad and i have to sit with my dick out above the toilet and wait for it to go limp.... Im not about to piss on myself like 40 year old virgin...

haha

 

[J-Boeg]

you scrap in red clothing

HAHAHA