> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog
> and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
> chicken to go get the farmer for help!
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
> searched
> and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town
> with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's
> new M-5 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with
> a
> length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
> chicken
> arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
> rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
> bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
> with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
> the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between
> the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
> thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
> underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then
> lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
> pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
> The moral of the story?
>
> When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up
> chicks.
> together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog
> and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
> chicken to go get the farmer for help!
>
> Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
> searched
> and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town
> with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's
> new M-5 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with
> a
> length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
>
> Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
> chicken
> arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
> rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
> bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and,
> with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!
>
> Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
> the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between
> the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
>
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
> thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
> underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then
> lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
> pulled him up and out, saving his life.
>
> The moral of the story?
>
> When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up
> chicks.