Moonpizzle's stuntastic auto showcase

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May 16, 2004
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Here are my hot picks for this summer. I'm showcasing all of my favorite urban whips and these stuntastic bastards have shit on lock right about now. Im sharing this information with my siccness fam because I think we can all learn something from these leaders of auto fashion.

First pic is of the Geo Metro "Eddie Bauer edition"
Ive never even seen one of these before. Must be new

2nd pic we get to see a close up of the logo

3rd pic some hater has already taken disgust to the streets and slashed this futureistic pimps tire.
 
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next we have a Chevy Trailblazer custom did with many aftermarket additions.

first pic: the head lights are so cool they need shades. In this pic notice the roof spoiler. Man I bet this animal really is a trailblazer

second pic: The step side has a flap above it. Im really behind on style these must be new. A second spoiler placed on the truck bed seperates him from pretenders. Also pay attention to the Corvette style tail lights in the bumper. He must want people on city streets to make certin that they dont accedently bump into this beautiful creature in its natural habitat.

third pic: 13 inches for those who dont know. See how far behind I am. I thought dubs was what is cool but this aztec mullet wearing puss magnet corrected me and showed me whats up.
 
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Out here in Oakland we have your traditional scraper but here we have a throwback scraper with an international twist. You are looking at an alien scraper sittin on 15's. See, when youre riding so clean like this his optimus 10's in the trunk do nothing but add insult to injury to all passers by.

In the second picture I almost missed the custom spoiler. Look close....squint your eyes......there it is! Notice the hand molded ground kit. With the percision and detail that went into the ground kit not only the installer but also the owner of this whip deserve proper recognition.
 
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crowd favorite, peoples choice Honda 88' 4 door Civic with a 16" exhaust pipe. This thing dosent just exhale carbon monoxide but also shoots out fire. I would feel inferior if he would have showed me his intake manifold or his headers. Umbearto is a friendly respectful individual but behind the wheel of his passion he is an untamed barbarian. I dread the day he pulls up aside me at a red light and puts me to shame infornt of my friends.

notice in his second picture he dosent even have a camber kit. His lowering job is so bad the wheels are inverted. Why the fuck hasnt anyone told him that he needs a camber kit to correct his tires from going bald every month and keep his shit looking pimpsamus maximus

3rd picture: The police happened to roll through to harass the high rollers so The man you see in this third picture had some felony warrants and quickly climbed into the exhaust pipe. The pigz left and here you see him easily crawling back out.
 
Oct 16, 2002
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lol@the chevy with the wing and gay ass shit all over it........ill never understand why mu'fuckaz do that to they ride, spend money to make it look uglier......shit i even seen a damn escalade with those gay ass alteeza lights.....who the fuck buyz a 50-g ride and slap on them cheap ass generic look'n 50 dollar lights......come on maneeeeee