Mom Gets Assaulted By A Taco

[mrtonguetwista]

DELTONA, Fla. -- A Central Florida 19-year-old threw a taco at his mother for unplugging his video game system, authorities said.

According to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office, 54-year-old Dena Moir told her son, Zachary, several times to come downstairs for dinner. When he didn't respond, she went upstairs and unplugged his Xbox. She told deputies her son pushed her, called her names and ordered her out of his room.

Zachary later went to the kitchen and threw his taco in his mother's face.

Dena Moir told a 911 dispatcher she had tried to get her son out of the house before.

Zachary Moir is being held without bond in the Volusia County Branch Jail. He's charged with domestic violence battery.

A phone message was left for a Dena Moir listed in Deltona.

 

[italianstallion]

the kid sounds like a brat, but the mom sounds retarded too if she's calling the cops over a taco to the face. that kid should learn some manners though, probably just needs his ass kicked

 

[coondogg26]

disrespectful little fucker, you dont throw food at your mom stupid

 

[The Visualizer]

Honestly being 19 years old... the mom should've just been like fuck he don't gotta eat

 

[montroller510]

wow that mom sounds like a dumbass bitch lol

who calls the cops on there son for that

who writes a news article about this... fuckn lame ass town

 

[tomasjose415]

i hope it was a hard taco shell too lol.

 

[28g w/o the bag]

disrespectful little fucker, you dont throw food at your mom stupid

and you especially don't do it when you're older than 11 years old

he needs to get his ass kicked on the strength that he wasted a perfectly good taco

::

 

[L.D.S.]

"OH YEAH?!? WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO?!?!"

"I'm gonna punch you square in the face."




Will Farrell said it best. That's how it would went down.

 

[MEXCOM]

I can't believe some of you are defending this kid. Y'all must be white like ol' Zachary here. Maybe I'm too much of a minority but we actually respect our mothers.

 

[niguardian]

am i the only one that probly wouldnt even be alive to tell about dat shit if ever threw any damn thing at my mom??? i woulda got knocked the fuck out and then kicked the fuck out

 

[L.D.S.]

If I threw a taco at my mom, she's liable to throw the pan at me she cooked them in. No fucking way I'd ever do that.

She threw a phone book at my brother one time because he was giving her a bunch of shit about not being able to hit the town.

 

[Gas One]

am i the only one that probly wouldnt even be alive to tell about dat shit if ever threw any damn thing at my mom??? i woulda got knocked the fuck out and then kicked the fuck out

my mom would have shot me. i have family members that would go after me over that. lol

 

[nonfiCKtion]

Ma mom would have did Liu Kangs first finish move where he do that double flip to the upper cut on ma ass!

 

[TaxMan]

Ma mom would have did Liu Kangs first finish move where he do that double flip to the upper cut on ma ass!

No shit.. If that was my mother- she'd be the one in jail, because she would have killed me... Except she would have stepped it up from your mom, and pulled a Kano and pulled out my heart.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

No shit.. If that was my mother- she'd be the one in jail, because she would have killed me... Except she would have stepped it up from your mom, and pulled a Kano and pulled out my heart.

Lol I was gonna use that one but I was thinkin about liu kang cause that move was hella funny to me.

 

[rwashing34]

these kids now a days are assholes

 

[shirmstick]

I got locked up for throwing a pillow at my brother once...charge got dropped but i was in county for four days...hahahahaha.......

 

[mrtonguetwista]

lmao pillow

 

[MizeryMade]

She shoulda let his punkass starve or ate the taco herself. Muthafuckaz is starvin' out here and this stupid fuck wants to ruin a perfectly good taco all cause he wanted to play XBox.

 

[trademarktaz]

you can get domestic violence charges for throwing beef, cheese, lettuce and tortillas?