Mom Catches Son Jacking Off in Backyard. Son Punches Mom in Face...

[caff]

DADE CITY -- It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.


The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.
Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.

 

[coondogg26]

BPS

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

muthafucka dont be interrupting people while they jackin off in the bakcyard

 

[RobVan]

Unemployment/recession got dude using leaves as skeet tissue

 

[Rossibreath]

i would never punch my mom. hes a JERK.

 

[The Visualizer]

Ugh why would you be wacking off outdoors anyways?!

 

[Rossibreath]

this guy sounds like a real wacko.

 

[coondogg26]

Ugh why would you be wacking off outdoors anyways?!

fresh air? no one wants to be cooped up inside all day lol

 

[MizeryMade]

And just think, he could've beat off in the privacy of his own room.

 

[trademarktaz]

why don't they just let a nigga beat

 

[The Visualizer]

fresh air? no one wants to be cooped up inside all day lol

Musty Nuts... gotta let em air sometimes LOL

I mean he could've wacked it in the shower or something

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

THIS IS TOO FUNNY

 

[MALKI]

this guy sounds like a real wacko.

BWAAHAHAHAHA

 

[BOOBOO619]

What a sick guy. Now his face and everyone on the internet knows what he did. haha

 

[MALKI]

What a sick guy. Now his face and everyone on the internet knows what he did. haha

EMBARASSING

 

[Meta4iCAL]

aaahhhh maaan that is totally JACKED up

 

[STICK]

BPS

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Any of those?