Mistaken Emails

[Mac Jesus]

Does anyone else get these? I've had quite a few lately. I get emails from a school that let me know some girl skipped class. I also have gotten emails from a daughter addressed to her father quite regularly. But this one is the most classic:

just for the record this is why things will never between us. U send me an email and ask me questions and then don't have the courtesy to respond to my email or my texts. Ur rude and unthoughtful. U don't care about n e thing other than what u want when u want it and when its convenient for u. I now know that u cheated on me and slept with that girl because all it ever is and has been is about u. Good luck with ur future. Leave me alone from now on
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone

 

[Cheaptimes]

nothing like that, but Im imagining the hours of fun I could have if I did.

 

[Meta4iCAL]

no, but I've had mistaken text messages

one time I was textin back and forth with some bitch for like 30-45 minutes before she realized I wasn't who she though I was

 

[fillyacup]

viruses

 

[DVS ONE]

yeah i love fucking with people that send me the wrong texts.........

 

[fillyacup]

Does anyone else get these? I've had quite a few lately. I get emails from a school that let me know some girl skipped class. I also have gotten emails from a daughter addressed to her father quite regularly. But this one is the most classic:

messge her back from another email saying your old one got locked out or something

 

[MEXCOM]

I've had a text message that obviously wasn't directed to me although I wish it was.

It went a little something like this

[flashback] Hey Tony, it's Helen. Thank you so much for yesterday. You fucked me so good that I'm still thinking about it. And then when Karla joined us, it was incredible. We have to do it again. [/flashback]

I tried pretending I was Tony and tried to get a picture from that bitch. I failed. My dad was disappoint.

 

[iaoish]

Does anyone else get these? I've had quite a few lately. I get emails from a school that let me know some girl skipped class. I also have gotten emails from a daughter addressed to her father quite regularly. But this one is the most classic:

hahahahaaha

The fun I would have if I would recieve such e-mails..

 

[The Duke of Earl]

@ school people leaved their yahoo e-mail accounts open all the time , i found one girls account with her naked pics sent , i was thinking about sending them to all her people on her e-mail contacts but i logged out instead

 

[5ive1en]

@ school people leaved their yahoo e-mail accounts open all the time , i found one girls account with her naked pics sent , i was thinking about sending them to all her people on her e-mail contacts but i logged out instead

Daaayum! LMAO! That would have been some shit if you did send them out to everyone on her email contact list.

 

[Nebulizah]

@ school people leaved their yahoo e-mail accounts open all the time , i found one girls account with her naked pics sent , i was thinking about sending them to all her people on her e-mail contacts but i logged out instead

pussy.

if the dumb bitch left her email account up with naked pics in it, she would've deserved it. Teach her a lesson she'll never forget.

 

[Mac Jesus]

I sent her a reply but she hasn't written back yet, I'll keep you guys posted.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

When I first got my metro I got texts from some kid in highschool a town over...

Them: Team meeting in the choir room. Go Patriots!
925: Fuck that, and fuck you.
Them: What?
925: Fuck the Patriots.
Them: Why fuck the patriots?
925: Because fuck you, thats why!
Them: Is this Branden?
925: Fuck Branden!
Them: Good-bye.
925: Have a good night, god bless!

 

[rising_tied]

ABout the chick leaving nekkid pix up..... What the fuck is the Siccness for .. really. You should be banned for not sharing

And I never got random emials BUT if I get texts Ill respond until they realize im not who they meant or until I get bored

 

[prodigy91]

When I first got my metro I got texts from some kid in highschool a town over...

Them: Team meeting in the choir room. Go Patriots!
925: Fuck that, and fuck you.
Them: What?
925: Fuck the Patriots.
Them: Why fuck the patriots?
925: Because fuck you, thats why!
Them: Is this Branden?
925: Fuck Branden!
Them: Good-bye.
925: Have a good night, god bless!