Mind Fuckers?

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Sep 1, 2004
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Drunk outta my mind from drinking a 5th of Mad Dog 20/20 and with that little assist I was seeing myself walking around and explaining how this wasn't real. "This isn't real, but this is the fucking shit." while 2Pac- California Love played in the background.

In reality... I sat in the same corner laughing and mumbling uncontrolably for a few minutes. My friends explained to me I didn't say a fucking thing and didn't stand up at all. It seemed like hours, but it was minutes.

2nd time around. Listening to Mitchy Slick - Syndo Mob. Everything seemed normal, but then I tried to leave the room. My friend grabbed my leg I was like "Get the fuck off cunt. I'm going." She said "You can't leave. You are stuck here." then others said it also. I thought i wasn't rolling at all then I walk through the doorway... As soon as I went through.. It became the room I just tried to escape that my friends were in. Feeling defeated I slumped back into my corner til I came down.

What really happened... This time when I stood up I really did. My friend did grab me, but what I heard and what she said were completely wrong. She said "Where are you going?" I just mumbled. I made it into the other room then stood there for several minutes. Not saying a thing. I walked back in, posted myself back in my spot arms crossed. When I came down I began asking what happened...

My friend had bad trip thought we were going to murder her. Other friend thought he watching us, but like on a tv set. My boy attempted to hold onto the fact that it was not real. Didn't work out.

I can only imagine me trying to drive a car while on this or even walking around Downtown on this.

Ne ways...

How have all you queers been lately?
 
Jun 8, 2004
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God.. Today is going to the be the first day since May that I haven't got high... All I can think about is rolling some up. Fuck life! I have a strong feeling that I'm going to be pissy today.
 
Jun 8, 2004
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Go cop son. What is stopping you?
All the people I get my shit through are out.. lol.. Un-fucking believable right? (I need to find new hook ups)
Ahh well, I'm leaving for Chicago Friday. It would probably be best I don't have any anyways, I'd probably get caught with it on the train.

I love you Tax.

xoxo
I love you too there beautiful! ;)

lol


I'll make it, I'll just cop some out in Chi town.
 
Mar 4, 2007
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salvia makes you have out of body experiences...and you tend to stay in one place for a long amount of time, i thought atleast half an hour passed in less than 3 minutes, i was frozen the first time i did, i was imagining that i was in watsonville and i just wanted to turn around to eat the strawberries growing in the strawberry field behind me (there was just a wall painted bright green behind me).
needless to say i couldn't turn around for 5 minutes.

i love salvia.
 
Jan 31, 2003
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The first time I did salvia was at McInnis Park in eugene. it was 40x sticky purple extract that we bought from a head shop right before and we smoked out of a bong with no water in it, if anybody did put water in it I don't remember. I think somebody might have went into a nearby bathroom and got water from the sink faucet but for some reason I don't remember it bubbling.

It was under a huge bridge with stone pillars, with colorful graffiti all over, and there was sand all over the ground, and a couple pieces of random children's playground equipment, like a swingset and one of those whirlybird things where you get on it and spin around.

when I hit mine, I was sitting on the whirlybird, and somebody else started swinging it around. My head started spinning fast as fuck and I fell off into the sand and I tried to get up immediately but it didn't feel immediate, I remember looking down and feeling the sand in my hands and letting it sift through my fingers for what seemed like a lot longer than it probably was, and then stood up fast and couldn't catch my balance but somebody held me up by my shoulder. It felt like my own center of gravity slowed down from the rest of the world's and the momentum of the earth's turning was tugging me in one direction. I started to lean in that direction but didn't move. While I had that distinct feeling I looked over towards the graffiti and it started coming alive, not really moving or anything, but just extravagently colorful. I remember I eventually fell to my knees in the sand and started running it through my fingers again and being completely amazed by the feeling until it wore off. The whole thing was over in about 15 minutes but it felt like a half hour or 45 minutes. after that we all got in the car and smoked some weed and tried to snake our way through the traffic.
 
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Salvia is wack as hell. Weak as fuck. Everybody always tries to say that shit is out of this world. Well it's not. I bong ripped 5 bowls straight and all it did was give me a headache and make my skin feel tight.
 
Jan 31, 2003
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Did you get leaves or extract?

The leaves are weak as fuck but if you smoke the extract right it'll put you out of your mind for about 15 minutes and then be done. in my opinion it's cool to try a couple times but it's a waste of money because I could walk two blocks and get a half ounce of killer mushrooms right now for cheap and eat half of it first and then half of it four hours later and fry on that harder for way longer but it's extra cool for the red headed teenage girl and Spooky who just half a year ago was calling us all hopeless drug addicts.
 
Mar 4, 2007
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your right about shrooms being cheaper, homeless. but thats only if 'getting high' and having a crazy 'trip' is your goal w/ salvia.

i stopped all my drug abuse except caffeine, lol.

i only smoke salvia for spiritual purposes, i meditate often and practice many forms of exercise in order to induce an altered state of consciousness.


so spooky the time after that(the strawberry field, etc.) i wanted to be close to the ground( i always feel my skin tingling and 'pulling me down') so i was in a child's park like homeless j was in as well, and i just laid(face first) on the cement walkway for a good while, then i just felt like my feet were icicles on the sand.

it reminds me of this part in the book Esperanza Rising where her dad makes her feel the heartbeat of the earth, and i remember feeling it when i was on salvia...lol

then...i was at the beach in SC, and i went and laid by myself so my sister didn't think i was smokin weed cause she doesn't know much...it was coo, i just was talking to myself a lot(this was the first time i did it by myself) and i was making fun of myself for carin if people thought i was trippin, i was mostly conversating w/ the 'observer self'. then i always get real giggly cause i'm laughing at my thoughts even if they are understandable or not.

i am NOT readheaded...*cries*
naw i just got a LIGHT strawberry blonde tint to my hair..
im a dirty strawberry blonde haha.
 
Jan 31, 2003
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I don't have to meditate to enter an altered state of consiousness, I'm already in one. but it would be interesting to hear about the crazy shit you do to meditate, like do you chant a mantra? Have you had an out of body experience? I'm a well-read individual whose mind is open to different things and I always thought of that kind of thing on the same level as kooky overthought government conspiracies and alien abductions.

also I'm sorry for misdiagnosing the level of fire on your crotch.