http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5301640?GT1=7840
read this shit... this guy doesnt know SHIT bout the NBA cept for looking up stat sheets.
read this shit... this guy doesnt know SHIT bout the NBA cept for looking up stat sheets.
Mike Kahn = DOUCHEBAG
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Coach of the Year
Flip Saunders, Detroit Pistons
I cant argue because hes done a better job with the team than larry brown did... but thats the only reason.. the pistons record. whatever, wont argue with this one
The Sonics walked all over "Uncle Bob." (Jeff Reinking / Getty Images)
Worst coach
Bob Weiss, Seattle Supersonics
Sure
MVP
Chauncey Billups, Detroit Pistons
Again, lets jump on the pistons-are-the-greatest-team-in-nba-history bandwagon and overhype everything about them. chauncey is gettin 18 points a game at a 42% clip. wow. steve nash, get outta here with your 19 points at 49%...and take your 11 assists per game with you!
Least valuable player
Ron Artest, Sacramento Kings
Kahn jumps on another popular media bandwagon. the lets-discredit-ron-artests-talent-and-impact-cuz-he-betrayed-larry-bird bandwagon. he's good. better than chauncey.
Rookie of the Year
Chris Paul, New Orleans/Oklahoma City Hornets
if he didnt get this one right.... :dead:
Rookie bust
Marvin Williams, Atlanta Hawks
K
Most Improved Player
Boris Diaw, Phoenix Suns
No doubt
Most deteriorated player
Grant Hill, Orlando Magic
who gives a shit about grant hill anymore? when orlando plan offseason trades and player rotation, you think they're centering it around grant hill? fuck no. people EXPECT him to be injured. so yeah, hes deteriorated. but what a dumb ass category
Top sixth man
Mike Miller, Memphis Grizzlies
this is bullshit. just cuz dumbass fratello decided to put a STARTER in the sixth man rotation doesnt make him a sixth man.. dont you have to have some kinda sixthman merit? like uh.. I dunno.. LESS THAN THIRTY MINUTES PER GAME?!?! yes, that should be a rule. if you are averaging 30 minutes per game, you are NOT a sixth man. Sixth man of the year? Eddie House. Nuff said.
Worst starter
Pape Sow, Toronto Raptors:
dumb category
Best defensive player
Ben Wallace, Detroit Pistons
heh.. ride that piston cock, kahn. ben wallace is a very good defender. NOT best defensive player of the year.
Worst defensive player
Flip Murray, Seattle SuperSonics
I was gonna say dirk nowitzki
Top executive
Joe Dumars, Detroit Pistons
*sluuurp*
Worst executive
Rob Babcock, Toronto Raptors
K
Surprise team
New Orleans/Oklahoma City Hornets
True.. they're doin pretty good
Disappointing team
Indiana Pacers
definitely
Most underrated player
Elton Brand, Los Angeles Clippers
Marion. Easily.
Most overrated player
Jermaine O'Neal, Indiana Pacers
I agree
All-NBA
Flip Saunders, Detroit Pistons
I cant argue because hes done a better job with the team than larry brown did... but thats the only reason.. the pistons record. whatever, wont argue with this one
The Sonics walked all over "Uncle Bob." (Jeff Reinking / Getty Images)
Worst coach
Bob Weiss, Seattle Supersonics
Sure
MVP
Chauncey Billups, Detroit Pistons
Again, lets jump on the pistons-are-the-greatest-team-in-nba-history bandwagon and overhype everything about them. chauncey is gettin 18 points a game at a 42% clip. wow. steve nash, get outta here with your 19 points at 49%...and take your 11 assists per game with you!
Least valuable player
Ron Artest, Sacramento Kings
Kahn jumps on another popular media bandwagon. the lets-discredit-ron-artests-talent-and-impact-cuz-he-betrayed-larry-bird bandwagon. he's good. better than chauncey.
Rookie of the Year
Chris Paul, New Orleans/Oklahoma City Hornets
if he didnt get this one right.... :dead:
Rookie bust
Marvin Williams, Atlanta Hawks
K
Most Improved Player
Boris Diaw, Phoenix Suns
No doubt
Most deteriorated player
Grant Hill, Orlando Magic
who gives a shit about grant hill anymore? when orlando plan offseason trades and player rotation, you think they're centering it around grant hill? fuck no. people EXPECT him to be injured. so yeah, hes deteriorated. but what a dumb ass category
Top sixth man
Mike Miller, Memphis Grizzlies
this is bullshit. just cuz dumbass fratello decided to put a STARTER in the sixth man rotation doesnt make him a sixth man.. dont you have to have some kinda sixthman merit? like uh.. I dunno.. LESS THAN THIRTY MINUTES PER GAME?!?! yes, that should be a rule. if you are averaging 30 minutes per game, you are NOT a sixth man. Sixth man of the year? Eddie House. Nuff said.
Worst starter
Pape Sow, Toronto Raptors:
dumb category
Best defensive player
Ben Wallace, Detroit Pistons
heh.. ride that piston cock, kahn. ben wallace is a very good defender. NOT best defensive player of the year.
Worst defensive player
Flip Murray, Seattle SuperSonics
I was gonna say dirk nowitzki
Top executive
Joe Dumars, Detroit Pistons
*sluuurp*
Worst executive
Rob Babcock, Toronto Raptors
K
Surprise team
New Orleans/Oklahoma City Hornets
True.. they're doin pretty good
Disappointing team
Indiana Pacers
definitely
Most underrated player
Elton Brand, Los Angeles Clippers
Marion. Easily.
Most overrated player
Jermaine O'Neal, Indiana Pacers
I agree
All-NBA