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Deep Thought

Deep Thought

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So I hit the McD's for dinner lastnight while I was sittin at the mall and scopin out the high school chicks. Fuckin A, they don't make 'em like they used to. Anyway, I always used to laugh at the McDonald's employees. I mean, they make it so easy, a retarded rodent could run the cash register...and it would probably violate fewer sanitation requirements than the current workers do. But I digress. The soda fountains have pictures of the different sizes of drinks, so all the worker has to do is pour a scoop of ice in a cup, then hit the button with the picture on it that best resembles the cup that the employee is holding (hmm...could the S on the smallest cup icon stand for Super Size?). The cash registers have pictures on them just in case the cashier can't READ. And finally, in the middle of every sandwich wrapper is a circle the size of a bun with the words "PLACE SANDWICH HERE" inside it.

No way to screw that up, right?

So close, yet so very far. I open the wrapper to my double-quater-pounder, and it's UPSIDE DOWN. Now, there's no reason for this to bother me. I don't really care so much about the sandwich being upside down and having the top bun being smashed so thin you could practically see through it. No. What bothers me is the utter incompetence. How stupid can these people be? Do they sit there staring at the wrapper, holding up the sandwich and twisting it in different directions to see which way fits best as if a quarter pounder was some sort of puzzle? Like a Rubix Cube? Did they think the people at MickeyD'sNuts HQ were trying to put one over on them?

Whatever.

This thread sux.
 
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BIG J

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Apr 26, 2002
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Have you seen the New Jac in tha Box Commercial Where he goes up to some random Dude Named ronald Mcdonald that they just found in tha Phonebook. And Gave him a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger, Jack always has good Commercials
 
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Ry

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Apr 25, 2002
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  • Ry

    Ry

I ordered a double quarter pounder the other day and the kid made it with 2 hamburger patties. Boy was I pissed when I got home. I checked the bag to make sure everything was there (they always fuck you in the drive thru) and my entire order was there.
 
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Apr 25, 2002
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Deep Thought said:
So I hit the McD's for dinner lastnight while I was sittin at the mall and scopin out the high school chicks. Fuckin A, they don't make 'em like they used to.
This thread fucken sux.
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That's real. i'm thinkin' it's the McD's that's doin' it too. Them artificial burgers be doin' the damn thang.

That Jack in the Crack commercial's laughs. Jack a fool.

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Villain

Villain

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Apr 25, 2002
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I think the soda machine is more for convience than imcompentence...you can hit the button then walk away and do over things...instead of standing still...uses your time more effectively in the eyes of the corporate over lords...
 
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M-PHIVE

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Apr 25, 2002
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I USED TO THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN I WAS WORKIN AT A RESTAURANT...ALL WRAPPERS SAY "PLACE SANDWICH HERE", LIKE SOMEONE WAS GONNA PUT IN IN THE CORNER OR SOMETHING....AND WHY WOULD YOU PUT SOMEONE WHO CANT READ AT A REGISTER, WOULDNT THAT MEAN THEIR MATH WAS SUB-STANDARD AS WELL???


...ABA
 
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M-PHIVE

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Apr 25, 2002
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playa RY said:
I checked the bag to make sure everything was there (they always fuck you in the drive thru) and my entire order was there.
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SERIOUSLY, THERES A JACK IN THE BOX BY MY HOUSE THAT WILL NEVER EVER EVER GET YOUR ORDER 100% CORRECT, EITHER THEY'LL PHORGET THE CHEESE, OR STILL PUT ONIONS ON YOUR BURGER, OR GIVE YOU REGULAR PHRIES WHEN YOU ASK PHOR THE CURLY ONES, OR YOU GET DIET SODA...AND THEN THIS ONE TIME I GOT HOME WITH THE PHOOD, CHECKED IT OUT, AND EVERYTHING WAS EXACTLY HOW I ORDERED IT, I WAS SHOCKED, THEN I START EATING, AND GO TO TAKE A DRINK OPH MY SODA....THEY DIDNT GIVE ME A STRAW...PHUCKIN RETARDS...


...ABA
 
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MrFreeze

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^same here! i think jack takes advantage of bein open all night by fuckin the people who are hella fucked up and come in at 3 am's order up. they NEVER have it right. one time i ordered a #1 ,ya know the jumbo jack meal, and im waitin for days than the bitch at the window finally says "were just waitin for your eggrolls". i was like wtf and right before i was gonna say id didnt order eggrolls i thought to myself fuck it and took them anyway then bounced. i know whoever was behind me that ordered eggrolls probably got screwed!
 
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BornSin

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May 10, 2002
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I remember one time a while ago I ordered a bacon cheesburger at Wendy's, and they olny gave me a half of a burger.

The bun, bacon, and other shit was cool, but they gave me a half a got dam burger pattie. Damn thats crooked.
 
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