Michigan Ballpark Unveils 4800 Calorie Hamburger

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mrtonguetwista

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CHICAGO (AFP) — A baseball park in Michigan has created an artery-busting hamburger containing 4,800 calories and is daring fans to eat the "snack," promising a free t-shirt to anyone who succeeds.

In an apparent bid to cook up some comfort food during hard economic times, the West Michigan Whitecaps are offering fans a behemoth dubbed the Fifth Third Burger, named after the team's ballpark and the meal's five beef patties, which each weigh one third of a pound (136 grams).

The burger is smothered with chili, salsa, sour cream and a dollop of melted nacho-style cheese -- topped off with Frito chips, lettuce, tomato and five slices of American cheese and laid out in a bun made with a pound (454 grams) of dough.

"Besides being unique and large and bizarre, it tastes good," Whitecaps president Scott Lane told the Grand Rapids News.

"I'm sure there are going to be crazies that come down and try to eat the entire thing."

In addition to weighing in at more than double the US daily recommended caloric intake, the Fifth Third Burger contains nearly 300 grams of fat, 744 milligrams of cholesterol and more than 10,000 milligrams of sodium, the paper said.

Lane shrugged off the health implications inherent in taking on the Fifth Third.

"At home, people eat healthy. When they come to a game, they might eat a hot dog."

The season opens on April 9


 
Feb 9, 2003
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You got pics of women folk in your sig. And I respect that.

But I want to see a pic of this burger. And no one better put that pic of the fat black retarded dude with the helmet munching on that burger. Or I will kill them.

EDIT: I see it now. I'd beat. I mean eat.
 

Mac Jesus

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I had a hamburger at earls restaurant the other day. I got so sick I was vomiting the entire night. I started getting all disorientated and dizzy. I could feel the vomit coming up from my gut so I bent towards the toilet to spill my guts. Instead I missed and my regurgitated burger hit the rim of the toilet and splashed all over myself, my toilet, my bathroom door, floor, walls, bathtub, toilet paper, mirror, pretty much everything was covered in my vomit.

With that said......

I could eat that shit no problemo.
 

L.D.S.

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I'll stick with making my own burgers at Chee Burger Chee Burger.

That thing looks fucking disgusting. And it has a wack ass name.

Fifth Third Burger...

You basically have to drool to even say the fucking name of it.