Michael Moore filed a theft complaint....

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miggidy

miggidy

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Someone Has Stolen Both the Brains AND the Sense of Humor from the Michigan Republican Party

Michael Moore filed a theft complaint with the Lansing City Police today stating that "someone has stolen both the brains AND the sense of humor from the Michigan Republican Party."

The brains were locked in a box where they were placed after the last moderate Republican governor of Michigan retired in 1980. The party's "sense of humor" was not valued at more than $100 and therefore its theft is considered a misdemeanor.

"I am concerned about the loss of these two items," Moore told reporters. "If there is anything I can do to help the Republicans find them, I will."

Anyone knowing the whereabouts of the Michigan Republicans' brains or sense of humor is asked to call CrimeStoppers at (269) 273-6467
 
FunK-3-FivE

FunK-3-FivE

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Psycho Logic said:
if anything was stolen, it was michael moore's soap and mach 3
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people are fuckin retarded. i got clowned on in high skewl for havin shaggyass hair and a 'stasche. Peeps would always say shit like 'take a shower' or 'wash your hair'. As if after growin out my hair n shit, this meant i had suddenly refrained from washin and cleanin myself.
 
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