Metaphors and Parables!

[Doberman]

What are your favorites. Create some original ones, or from some of your favorite artist's songs.

I would start...but It's too early...I need a few cups of coffee to kick start my brain cells.

 

[I. Cold]

tonedeff can make a book of witty metaphors and similies and punchlines.

heres one of my favs
You're hot under the collar like catholic fathers with they hands on their cocks,
asking a kid if he's a fan of the rock

another one
I hunt for limits and I snipe 'em. Hung Mother Nature from the family tree
now Father Time thinks I don't like him

 

[Tha Sinner]

like sylvester after tweety, im after yella chicks

 

[COPIUM]

i dont know if this what you mean but this line is dope....



"Life is not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she wouldnt let you get that pussy. Maybe she didnt feel yall shared any similar interests, or maybe youre just an asshole who couldnt sweet talk the princess."

 

[COPIUM]

come on u tongue ring queens who else got some Metaphors and Parables!