MERRY X-MAS! Did you enjoy going broke and putting yourself in debt so your kids can have all the pills, creams and dreams you never had? I hope so! We need the economy to BOOM! and that can ONLY happen if you take out the plastic and paper and plunk it down on a couple of items that will break right out the box. But don't worry, the restocking fee will be minimal and you'll be able to keep up with the Joneses.
Can you hear it? CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING CHING!
Can you hear it? CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING CHING!