twaz tha night before Xmas & all threw tha crib
no one waz sturin Xcept tha one yall know az Kidd
tha mouse waz dead stuck N itz trap
& kidd'z stocking waz filled wit amo for hiz strap
no one else waz asleep n their bedz
every one else waz hidin from tha fedz
then from out side I hear a loud clatter
tha police drove by so tha gangz all scatter
tha search light shone threw tha window so I see a flash
now I can see where momz put all tha cash
I look outside Iam N Arizone so there iz no snow
but when I look out side I see a shadow
I look wit suprise & who should apear
A bum N a santa costume sippin a beer
but wait he movez very quick
hey I know him he a stupid ass prick
now I see squad carz if u seen how fast they came
then they arested tha guy I forgot hiz name
waznt it Ronan, & dont they call him Blitzen
& iznt he going out wit Jamie Dixon
after he getz tookin away, I see a shadow on a wall
he lookz like a fat dude like u see N tha mall
it lookz like he came from tha sky
he went down my neighborz chemney man who iz this guy
iz it really him iz it tru!
I wonder if he goinna visit me to
now I hear sum shit up on my roof
damn I cant beleave itz tha truth
I get my gat ready N case I gotta use a round
then I see ol' saint nick holdin a pound
he waz dressed N Ecko & Timz on hiz feet
he lookz more like a Ghetto Santa from tha street
he lookz at me whil he'z holdin all tha shit he haz packed
I close my eyez when I open them I relize I got jacked
he'z a mexican & he aint at all merry
if I waz a lil younga I would think he'z scary
he took all my giftz I had layed N a row
I see him stuck N my chemny wit my shit so u know
I diddnt loose all my shit so Iam N releaf
I knew that he waz just a youngsta beleaf
fat ol fuck wit a HUGE ass belly
I bet he melestz more children than R.Kelly
man just cuz I rap dont mean I got welth
I can barley take care of my god damn self
he must of lost it, if u heared what he said
"I dont like tha color but I just have to wear red"
I think I remember him he'z a store clerk
he think talken shitz actully goinna work
I pulled hiz fat ass down & said where ur hoez
before he could awnser I had a glock pointin at hiz nose
he said he waz sorry I said itz to late
he had done chosen hiz fate
so I pulled tha triger & it waz a bloody sight
so Merry Christams to all & to all a good night
Merry Chrismas yall lol hope ya liked my lil version