Merry Christmas? The fuck outta here

[Spooky 1987]

I'm not complaining or anything, but you may find this funny.

I worked 5pm to 5am both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
I'm always fucking up or someone is messing me up.
Nothing good about the last few days.

But that's not what I want to say.

I get done early this morning after being at Imperial Beach for 12 hours attending to the vigilance at the border by the TJ. I turn in my stuff and get the same stupid comments I get. I leave...

I get back to the barracks...

Here's what I'm getting at...

I open the door and notice that roommate threw stuff all over the place. So I'm like "Ok...? Dr Jek Mr Hyde complex...?" So I go in the bathroom and take my vest off then come out and sit down for some music.

It's dark so I dunno what the fuck..

I look at my bed and was like "The fuck is this?"

Dude threw up on my fucking bed.

Merry Fucking Christmas to me.

In closing... My holiday went in this order.

Got bitched at.
Met a sailor girl.
Got bitched at.
Met civi girl.
Got bitched at.
Dude puked on my bed.

and the worse piece... No head on Christmas...

 

[kayvee]

your roommate puked on your bed?

you're way too calm.

~k.

 

[Spooky 1987]

I can't do anything.

If I beat the shit out of dude..

1. In no way would it be fair.
2. He can pull rank on me.

I'm handling this and everything that happens to me very well. Well not girls when they slut or break up, but thats a work in progress.

 

[kayvee]

ah ur in the military. i see.

~k.

 

[Spooky 1987]

Very much so. It adds more layers to simple problems.

 

[kayvee]

yeah i completely understand.

~k.

 

[EastBayDen]

Get a fart machine and plant it near him and when he talks to a Seargeant or something set it off every time he says Yes Sargeant or how ever your supposed to show respect

 

[MACdaddy420]

That would be mad funny

 

[Spooky 1987]

I made up for no christmas pussy today. :thumbup:

 

[Defy]

I'm about to smoke some christmas trees in a minute and I haven't smoked in a week....

I'd say piss on his bed


bonus points if he's still in it

 

[MsKomatoze]

LOL!

 

[Spooky 1987]

I was hoping my christmas luck would continue and a car would hit me the other day, but no luck. Maybe I get shot at today or get in a fight. Yaya