Me and Some Friends went to rhe boardwalk for the 4th of july

[BIG J]

This one dude, we were with kept tryin' to hit on a bunch of girls, Most of them ended up being underage. A couple you couldn't really tell. We were walkin' up and down the Boardwalk(Santa Cruz) Drinkin' Beer, gettin' all swerved. When we left we saw this one chick kickin' it in a parking lot with baby stroller, and she was eatin'a hot dog. My Buddy Yells out "Hey, I can give you another one of those!, Where's your man at, where's he at?"
That was the funniest and dumbest thing I heard all week. SHit had me rollin'!

 

[BIG J]

I was also at a party with my older Brother last week. We were kickin' by the Wet bar in the back yard. And This other dude's fat, stupid girlfriend comes up and says" Whatchu Guys Doin'?"
We're like "Uh, What are you doin?" So she says"I'm just eatin' some meat" We all started laughing hella hard. And she's like "What? What? What's so funny?"
"Oh we're just drinkin'"

 

[Blight]

LMAO

I remember this one girl i used to try and get with that was a blonde at the front desk of the YMCA. One day (shes a bit out there) she sees us and says "Hi", my boy says "Hi", She says "Huh?"