Most dudes my age are still waiting for the magical princess to drop out of the sky - I'm sure most of you jerkwads are too. You think that a Beyonce Knowles clone is waiting around the corner for you, because even though you're ugly, your mom has always told you that you're special.
Snap out of it.
You're just another jackfuck trying to bust a nut in some hottie's clam.
Me? I've found that over the past year or so I'm attracted to any chick that moves. Especially over the last few months, I've been staring at any chick's ass on the planet Earth and thinking, "Yup, I'd bang her."
The ratio of chicks "I'd bang" when I was 17 was about one in every 25, because I was picky and thought I could pull top notch 'tang. None of such. Now it' about 4 out of 5.
I was at the river the other day wearing my sandles and shades, sunbathing up on a rock, and some older lady in a red swimsuit was having some trouble wading through the water back to the rock she had camped out on, and I jumped up like Eddie Haskell trying to kiss Miss Cleaver's beaver. I held my hand out like a gentleman and the Thought helped her up on the rock.
Kind of wanted to pull her up onto my fuckin rock. She was about 40 and had blonde hair and kind of saggy tits but, when she sat back on the rock and started reading a book, she put her legs up so I saw a crotch shot. Of course she had on a diamond ring, which fucked things up, but that crotch shot was money for jerking later.
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Snap out of it.
You're just another jackfuck trying to bust a nut in some hottie's clam.
Me? I've found that over the past year or so I'm attracted to any chick that moves. Especially over the last few months, I've been staring at any chick's ass on the planet Earth and thinking, "Yup, I'd bang her."
The ratio of chicks "I'd bang" when I was 17 was about one in every 25, because I was picky and thought I could pull top notch 'tang. None of such. Now it' about 4 out of 5.
I was at the river the other day wearing my sandles and shades, sunbathing up on a rock, and some older lady in a red swimsuit was having some trouble wading through the water back to the rock she had camped out on, and I jumped up like Eddie Haskell trying to kiss Miss Cleaver's beaver. I held my hand out like a gentleman and the Thought helped her up on the rock.
Kind of wanted to pull her up onto my fuckin rock. She was about 40 and had blonde hair and kind of saggy tits but, when she sat back on the rock and started reading a book, she put her legs up so I saw a crotch shot. Of course she had on a diamond ring, which fucked things up, but that crotch shot was money for jerking later.
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