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Rumpelstiltskin

Rumpelstiltskin

Sicc OG
#21
May 6, 2002
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#21
POF is garbage.

I got one chick who looked cute (face shots only) and I rolled up and she was HUGE. Linebacker for the Vikings huge. Truck drivers daughter huge.

I got one that looked like a beast when I rolled up, then started talking about Dance Dance Revolution.

I had another one who turned out to be a witch. I woke up with her waving a star fish on top of my face and sprinkling salt, with a boiling pot at the head of the bed talking about some protection spell.

I had another who had serious issues and would just cry in the middle of no where. Actually, I had 2 of those.

Then the latest one turned out to be a pill popping drunk with a hidden kid which she just didn't feel like telling me about.

Those are just off the top of my head.
The flesh wasn't worth the nut cases I had to deal with.
That site is bad news bears.
 
Justin

Justin

Sicc OG
#22
Feb 23, 2003
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#22
Rumpelstiltskin said:
POF is garbage.

I got one chick who looked cute (face shots only) and I rolled up and she was HUGE. Linebacker for the Vikings huge. Truck drivers daughter huge.

I got one that looked like a beast when I rolled up, then started talking about Dance Dance Revolution.

I had another one who turned out to be a witch. I woke up with her waving a star fish on top of my face and sprinkling salt, with a boiling pot at the head of the bed talking about some protection spell.

I had another who had serious issues and would just cry in the middle of no where. Actually, I had 2 of those.

Then the latest one turned out to be a pill popping drunk with a hidden kid which she just didn't feel like telling me about.

Those are just off the top of my head.
The flesh wasn't worth the nut cases I had to deal with.
That site is bad news bears.
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ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THAT IS BETTER YOU THAN ME
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
#28
May 3, 2002
26,982
11,624
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#28
I saw a commercial to 'see your matches for free' on eharmony, so I spent the hour and half filling out their questions, and their 'ideal match' for me was a 46 year old white bowler from Vacaville. I didn't even lie on my application or anything. lol...now they email me to sign up for their pay service 100 times a week.
 
ColdBlooded

ColdBlooded

Sicc OG
#30
Apr 25, 2002
15,044
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#30
Fuck Match and Eharmony. Why pay? Plenty of Fish and OkCupid are the way to go – they’re FREE.

Don’t go on there looking for a serious relationship (even though you may put that in your profile) cuz bitches are crazy. But it is an easy way to get laid.

If you’re on the internet and can’t get laid for free you fail at life and should just off yourself now.

If you join POF and OkCupid and don’t get laid in a month you need to step your game up, hit the gym, and most likely get some plastic surgery. Delete your profile and do those three and come back later. If after that you can’t get laid go back to my previous advice and kill yourself.
 
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Fucky McFuckerson

Sicc OG
#32
May 9, 2002
37,066
16,282
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#32
ColdBlooded said:
Fuck Match and Eharmony. Why pay? Plenty of Fish and OkCupid are the way to go – they’re FREE.

Don’t go on there looking for a serious relationship (even though you may put that in your profile) cuz bitches are crazy. But it is an easy way to get laid.

If you’re on the internet and can’t get laid for free you fail at life and should just off yourself now.

If you join POF and OkCupid and don’t get laid in a month you need to step your game up, hit the gym, and most likely get some plastic surgery. Delete your profile and do those three and come back later. If after that you can’t get laid go back to my previous advice and kill yourself.
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My buddy found his present GF off eharmony.
 
timebomb

timebomb

Sicc OG
#33
Feb 11, 2006
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SocialResponsibility said:
my boy keeps telling me how he is juicing hella bitches off this shit. im not really into all that shit, and like every other dude, just try to eat whatever I kill on the weekends. but around Stockton, pickings are slim as fuck (unless you are into gangster ass latinas and asains, which I am cool with - but they really aint into white dudes like that). Shit is harder as you get older to find bitches who aint locked up. so I am debating fucking with this shit.

i know one of you fuckers have got on that shit. Speak on it.
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i think a good site for you to try would be www.YouNeedToGetOutMoreAndTryLivingLife.com
 
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