mastubating techniques!!!!!!!

[45Yr Old Virgin]

i usually just like get a pillow and like rub it againt my cock and all...i'm wearing clothes though but its like old shit that i don't mind getting stained(don't worry i wash them shits after) so how do you folks get your jerk-on?

 

[©úrrëntP¤ð]

I stick my penis up my cars exhaust pipe, and gently move up and down in a riding postion (I place a porn mag on the bacc by the window)

 

[Tooper]

this foo !

man i have a hard time busting a nutt when i masurbates since i been taking paxil.that shit is like viagra keeps my dick hard but then i get tired and it starts to hurt a lil.i don't think i can bust while on that medication i failed a couple times.so one day i was like man ama have a wet dream if i don't get this shit out my system.then one day i forgot to take the paxil.so i gives it another try for like the 3rd time over a few weeks.damn i was beatin my shit like crazy for A WHILE and finally i came.

i was like whew!?!?!?

if i could find me a girlfriend i'm sure i'd make her really happy!

hahahaha!!!

 

[BIG J]

Don't forget about tha Dirty Sock Method!

You use tha Sock as your Spankerchief

 

[TRAGIC LOSSES]

I LAY ON MY ARM FOR AN HOUR TIL IT'S NUMB,THEN I START...IT FEELS LIKE A STRANGE WOMAN IS DOING IT FOR ME......AND IF I'M FELLING FROGGY,I'LL THEN LAY ON THE OTHER ARM TIL IT'S NUMB TOO AND SWITCH HANDS PERIODICALLY AND PRETEND IT'S HER TWIN SISTER.....

 

[Deep Thought]

A warm bottle of Jergen's, a locked bathroom door, and some visual motivation, ah-la Janet Reno's latest swimsuit pics, and it's on like Donkey Kong.

Sincerely,

Shea

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

HAHAHA

Lmao@Tragic and his twin sisters.

:dead:

 

[Tooper]

I LAY ON MY ARM FOR AN HOUR TIL IT'S NUMB,THEN I START...IT FEELS LIKE A STRANGE WOMAN IS DOING IT FOR ME......AND IF I'M FELLING FROGGY,I'LL THEN LAY ON THE OTHER ARM TIL IT'S NUMB TOO AND SWITCH HANDS PERIODICALLY AND PRETEND IT'S HER TWIN SISTER.....

i'm still laughing at that.

 

[M-PHIVE]

i'm still laughing at that.

DUDE GOT THAT SHIT PHROM THAT MOVIE...WHAT WAS IT CALLED...PHUCK I CANT REMEMBER...


...ABA

 

[M-PHIVE]

WHIPPED!..THATS WHAT IT WAS CALLED...PHUNNY ASS MOVIE THO...



...ABA

 

[Bone]

OboY!..

I got in house pu$$y- But you know, business is confidential- But just last week she was playin the "Im tired" role. Went through taken off the panies n shit. Jerked off & let loose in that bitches ass-
*She didnt even notice

 

[Deep Thought]

Re: OboY!..

...& let loose in that bitches ass-
*She didnt even notice

a) You have a needle dick or..
b) Your chick has an absolutley CAVERNOUS asshole.

 

[Shark]

[email protected] WORDS

 

[freakside510]

i feel you deep thought, what do u have bone a pencil dick? ha ha, she must have had hella dicks in the ass.

 

[|GOD|||ZILLA|]

Re: Re: OboY!..

a) You have a needle dick or..
b) Your chick has an absolutley CAVERNOUS asshole.

HAHAHA

Cavernous is not a word you would like affiliated with your OL's crevice(s).

:dead:

 

[Juan Million]

Some Jergans and a Hoover usually does the trick...

 

[EsePincheAzteca]

i'll stick my dick in either the vcr, dvd player or the computer...depends on what movie i feel like watching...it's important you pull out or else you suffer some serious shocks and possible burns...

 

[Unregistered]

TRAGIC LOSSES had me laughing hard as fuck! I was also wondering who'd wait an hour to handle their buiness - until someone said it was from a movie.
If you were serious about your question, 45Yr Old Virgin, go to Jackin' World for several techniques, maneuvers, etc. Last time I was there, it was completely free... hopefully it remained that way.

 

[JIM HAT]

I DIDNT READ ANY THREADS IN THIS TOPIC, I JUST READ THE TITLE HAHAHAHA, BUT ANYBODY ELSE BEEN LOCKED UP? IF YOU HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP I AM SURE YALL KNOW WHAT A FEE FEE IS!.. THAT WAS MY WOMAN FOR A LONG WHILE..

 

[Juan Million]

I DIDNT READ ANY THREADS IN THIS TOPIC, I JUST READ THE TITLE HAHAHAHA, BUT ANYBODY ELSE BEEN LOCKED UP? IF YOU HAVE BEEN LOCKED UP I AM SURE YALL KNOW WHAT A FEE FEE IS!.. THAT WAS MY WOMAN FOR A LONG WHILE..

It would be nice if you explained what a fee fee is for those of us who don't know...