mars.. i would kill for you

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you are the shit man

i would kill a nun for you, i would dispose of the body of a dead midget if you called for it.

tunnel runners is some sick shit they aint ready for

been watching all the youtube shit too

i would poison my grandma for you with a syringe full of bubonic plaque virus... all it takes is a text message homie


some girls deserve to die
 
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considering that Dennis' knees are made out of mashed potatoes and gravy and superglue and are held together by rubberbands, if he walked to the store for you, that would be a pretty big commitment.
 
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^the most creative nuthugger stalker confession i've heard in a min.
lol.

lol this guy in middle school told me that i'd be the only person he wouldn't shoot up when he wanted to pull a columbine on the school.
lol, bitches love me.