In light of the talk about cops, and the stop snitching campaigning..and my dog smelling my pocket and barking every time i come home with a sack.....I have decided to step to the plate and spearhead the stop snitching movement into a whole different direction...
The STOP SNITCHING FOR DOGS movement.
who you know just be cold lampin' with cops like that? only police dogs.
You see my friends of the siccness I was blown one day at home watching TV.
You know those huge blocks of shows that are like "wildest police chases" followed by "wildest highway patrol moments", "police arrests uncensored" etc etc...well i'm watching this and theres a special about police dogs.
Dogs are technically, bigger greaseballs than police. Not only do they job that humans cannot do (cheaters! level the playing field!), you ever tried to reason with a police dog? they aint fuckin with that. you gettin bit nigga end of story. and they aint gonna stop until the cop tell them to.
you ever tried to outrun a cop? its possible. outrun a police dog? not happening. why the fuck is the dog chasing you? for a treat.
dogs are basically....crackhead informants.
a police officer also adopts the police dog, and they maintain a family. with a pig.
bad ass, 4 legged snitches from hell that are roomates (no rent just snitching) with cops.
Dogs in general can smell 50 times greater than humans. our noses are made up of 5 million cells, wheras a dog's is made of 200 million cells. For instance, my dog can smell my friends car and know its him by sniffing at the window from inside the house, and will run downstairs and wait.
but back to these yellow bellied snitchessss.
back in the 18th century, bloodhounds were used to snitch on the murder man. your boy might have fled to the forest, but with the snitch deluxe, worry no more...they find him hiding in a tree.
in modern times, i recently went to mexico (2 days ago). and ill be real with you, i came through all cocky like cops aint fuckin w/ me holla. so i'm in line in tijuana to get back into the US when i shit you not, here comes this officer with a black labrador. now shes going down the whole line, and the dogs just sniffing...sniffing...shes getting closer and closer...this lady and her snitch got within 5 feet of me yall....i literally said out loud "ohhh my godddd.." loud enough for the lady in front of me to kinda look back...
check this...the police lady with the dog..within 5 feet of me...cut between the line...and go BACK UP THE LINE...on the right side of everyone they checked on the left....
at that point honestly im still freaking the fuck out in my mind, but trying to maintain some composure...she checks around the upside of the border office where it forks off into different isles, comes back around....dogs nearing again...
and man
she gives this dog a fucking rolled up towel with tape in the middle.
and the dog was happy as FUCK. and wasnt sniffing a god damn thing anymore. i almost wanted to clap slowly..and cry tears of joy....that was the closest call i have ever had to getting myself locked up for a few years.
dealing with the dude at the front counter was alot easier.
anyways. fuck dogs. snitches. plus they cockblockers. i dont know about yall but i cant even fuck in my room with the door closed without my dog pawing at the fucking door and whimpering.
look at your family dog.
is it snitching? i suggest you let your dog know what happens to rats.
before its too late.
you have anything to say about canines tellin'.....or you have a story involving these snitches...let me know man....we gotta stop mans best friend from bieng a snitch...cuz a man dont roll with snitches...
The STOP SNITCHING FOR DOGS movement.
who you know just be cold lampin' with cops like that? only police dogs.
You see my friends of the siccness I was blown one day at home watching TV.
You know those huge blocks of shows that are like "wildest police chases" followed by "wildest highway patrol moments", "police arrests uncensored" etc etc...well i'm watching this and theres a special about police dogs.
Dogs are technically, bigger greaseballs than police. Not only do they job that humans cannot do (cheaters! level the playing field!), you ever tried to reason with a police dog? they aint fuckin with that. you gettin bit nigga end of story. and they aint gonna stop until the cop tell them to.
you ever tried to outrun a cop? its possible. outrun a police dog? not happening. why the fuck is the dog chasing you? for a treat.
dogs are basically....crackhead informants.
a police officer also adopts the police dog, and they maintain a family. with a pig.
bad ass, 4 legged snitches from hell that are roomates (no rent just snitching) with cops.
Dogs in general can smell 50 times greater than humans. our noses are made up of 5 million cells, wheras a dog's is made of 200 million cells. For instance, my dog can smell my friends car and know its him by sniffing at the window from inside the house, and will run downstairs and wait.
but back to these yellow bellied snitchessss.
back in the 18th century, bloodhounds were used to snitch on the murder man. your boy might have fled to the forest, but with the snitch deluxe, worry no more...they find him hiding in a tree.
in modern times, i recently went to mexico (2 days ago). and ill be real with you, i came through all cocky like cops aint fuckin w/ me holla. so i'm in line in tijuana to get back into the US when i shit you not, here comes this officer with a black labrador. now shes going down the whole line, and the dogs just sniffing...sniffing...shes getting closer and closer...this lady and her snitch got within 5 feet of me yall....i literally said out loud "ohhh my godddd.." loud enough for the lady in front of me to kinda look back...
check this...the police lady with the dog..within 5 feet of me...cut between the line...and go BACK UP THE LINE...on the right side of everyone they checked on the left....
at that point honestly im still freaking the fuck out in my mind, but trying to maintain some composure...she checks around the upside of the border office where it forks off into different isles, comes back around....dogs nearing again...
and man
she gives this dog a fucking rolled up towel with tape in the middle.
and the dog was happy as FUCK. and wasnt sniffing a god damn thing anymore. i almost wanted to clap slowly..and cry tears of joy....that was the closest call i have ever had to getting myself locked up for a few years.
dealing with the dude at the front counter was alot easier.
anyways. fuck dogs. snitches. plus they cockblockers. i dont know about yall but i cant even fuck in my room with the door closed without my dog pawing at the fucking door and whimpering.
look at your family dog.
is it snitching? i suggest you let your dog know what happens to rats.
before its too late.
you have anything to say about canines tellin'.....or you have a story involving these snitches...let me know man....we gotta stop mans best friend from bieng a snitch...cuz a man dont roll with snitches...
