Man Uses Lighter To Siphon Gas...

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MUKWONAGO, Wis. (AP) -- Police said a man was arrested after he used a cigarette lighter while trying to siphon gasoline from a van. The man, who was visiting friends, went to drive home early Saturday but realized that he didn't have enough gas in his SUV.

Police said the man tried to siphon the gas with help from another woman, but he couldn't see how much gas was in the container, so he used the lighter to check.

A blast of fire burned his hands and caused nearby residents to call police.

Police said he and the woman were located later in a store parking lot. He was arrested for theft and negligent use of burning materials.

The woman was referred to authorities for being party to theft. Formal charges haven't been filed.
 
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LOL WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
 
Apr 26, 2003
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lol, i met a guy in college that had some scars on his arm, and eventually someone asked him what happened, he said he was tryin to look inside a gas can with a lighter, that shit spilled out on his arm and that fucker caught himself on fire, that dumbass is now a certified auto-mechanic somewhere in california...good luck with you guys's cars, lol
 
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hahaha.. I was at a party when this foo decided to kick a can of gas into the fire, muhfucka ended up with burns all over his face and arms and the fire marshalls shut that spot down for a minute. He was drunk tho, so I guess I can kinda understand hahaha