Man Takes A Bullet To Avoid Going To Work

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mrtonguetwista

mrtonguetwista

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PASCO, Wash. (AP) -- What happened to faking a cough?

Sheriff's detectives in Franklin County, Wash., say a man had his friend shoot him in the shoulder so he wouldn't have to go to work.

When he first spoke with deputies, Daniel Kuch (KOOCH) told them he'd been the victim of a drive-by shooting while he was jogging Thursday. But detectives told KONA radio that Kuch later acknowledged that he asked his friend to shoot him so he could get some time off work and avoid a drug test.

The friend has been arrested for investigation of reckless endangerment. Kuch is expected to be charged with false reporting.

Detectives declined to say where Kuch works, or whether he still has a job. It wasn't known if he had obtained a lawyer.
 
Jae iLL

Jae iLL

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Jun 27, 2003
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haha wtf, dayum a bullet to get out of work tho. That doodes a fool for that one, and his homie got hemmed up for it, shieet.
 
ConstantElevation

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Dumbass. Should of went down and got something to be clear before his test. He was probably trippin off something when he asked his friend to shoot him, and his friend was probably trippin too to shoot the muthafucka.
 
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