Man Slaps The Shit Out Of Girlfriend With Sandwich

[mrtonguetwista]

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- A Fort Pierce man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich.

Police said 19-year-old Emmanuelle Rodriguez was riding with his girlfriend Friday when he became angry as she drove and hit her in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and Rodriguez then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

Rodriguez is free on $7,500 bail. Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

 

[jr916]

that'd be funny if dudes name was jared

 

[FDS]

nice!

 

[Nuttkase]

lulz @ Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.

 

[prodigy91]

lol

 

[Toro]

Damn, as I read the thread I was just blown away by the awesomeness of it. I wish there was video.

 

[Likwid]

Fuck, what an expensive sandwich, cost him over 7k. I hope he got to eat it at least.

 

[FDS]

maybe it was a knuckle sandwich

 

[Likwid]

hahaha

 

[jr916]

he proly caught ol girl takin his homeys foot long to the face


FOLD.

 

[Nuttkase]

That would have been hilarious if they did know what kind of sandwich it was...

"The victim was hit with a foot long Cold Cut Combo with lettuce, tomato, extra pickles, mayonnaise, and mustard."

 

[The Duke of Earl]

i disaprove if it was a buffalo chicken sandwich or a philly cheese steak


imma put him on notice just in case

 

[Likwid]

lmfao I can only imagine the bitch getting out of the car with tomato and lettuce all on her face and in her hair. Stupid ass bitch got slapped with the salami and swiss.

 

[FDS]

swiss cheese you, then cover it up like roswell

 

[wino]

hahahahahaha. i wanna knock somebodys glasses off with a sandwich someday

 

[niguardian]

throwin hogeys at her n shit lol

 

[niguardian]

somebody needs 2 do a remix to "throw some d's" and call it "throw a sammich at the bitch"

 

[Southend_206]

HAHAHA! HELL YEAH. I BET HE MUSHED IT ALL IN HER FACE. IM NOT WASTIN MY SANDWICH ON NO HUTCH, EVEN IF SHE PAID FOR IT LOL.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

WHOOPIN A DUMB BITCH WITTA SAMMICH>75,000+

 

[Rossibreath]

lmao, maybe she made it wrong & had it comin. like, bitch I said extra mayo!

once my ex ho got food on my khakis & I was drunk so I smashed a sloppy joe on her sweater. haha, proud moment.