Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

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Feb 23, 2003
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Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

Smashing car windows



Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

The occupants were not home, he added.

Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html
 
Sep 30, 2005
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This raises a very important question: could you live without your dick? Let's say you have a little tube to piss out of or whatever.
I don't think I could, but then again, I don't want to die either.
 
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if i was a police officer, i would vow to turn in my badge the day i have a penis thrown at me... that would be a wrap for my career in law enforcement
haha hell yeah. thats some shit that nobody should ever have to experience.

en hell naw i couldnt live without my dick.. its a necessity.
 

ASCE

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THe guys just lucky his nuts didnt hit anyone in the face. If a penis flew into my face, id shoot it a couple of times before kicking the son of a bitch who threw the shit.
 
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HAHAHAHA WTF!!! that dude......wait.........what...hahahh damnnn that's fuckin' sickkk....you'd be the laughing stock of the next 3 weeks + if you were that cop...shit..........aggrivated assualt ..i guess
 
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ASCE said:
THe guys just lucky his nuts didnt hit anyone in the face. If a penis flew into my face, id shoot it a couple of times before kicking the son of a bitch who threw the shit.
Come on, he already cut his own dick, don't you think he suffered enough?
 

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the officer was thinking "this son of a bitch just threw his dick at me....HIS DICK! I'm gonna zap the shit outta this motherfucker!"

do you think his girlfriend had some good ass pussy for him not to want to use his shit without her? or maybe her shit was so terrible that he thought it was his own dick that was fuckin up.