MAN KNOCKS OUT HIS LAWYER! VIDEO!

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rosecityplaya
Dec 9, 2005
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man it feels good to watch that

funny shit when he said hed be better off with the DA as his lawyer lol
 

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Sicc OG
Apr 25, 2002
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man it feels good to watch that
hell yea, fuck a public defender...

yall remember that case where dude was sent to deathrow even though his public defender was sleeping during the trial...bullshit ass system...
 

Stealth

Join date: May '98
May 8, 2002
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I was sitting in court and this public defender was defending a guy who grabbed a gun off a cop while resisting arrest. The public defender started out going "Well, the policeman was very tired and not very alert and he was trying to arrest my client when my client punched him in the face and jumped a fence, he then chased my client and my client grabbed the gun off him in attempt to kill him".

The judge actually stopped the guy and said "Are you defending your client or the police officer?"

The public defender just said "I'm just giving you the facts, your honor".

I've never seen a more piss poor job at a trial. The guy just didn't give a FUCK about whether his client got in trouble or not.
 

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The Bakersman
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Mizzourah
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That mother fucker got rocked!

Straight up though, that guy sounds like Forrest Gump.

"Them are just accusations. They don't got no physical evidence, whatsoever."