Man In Wheelchair Robs 7-11 For Condoms

[mrtonguetwista]

DALLAS (AP) -- A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.

Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.

But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.

Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.

 

[BOOBOO619]

LOL, good for him!


I really hope he don't go to prison for this petty shit.

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

I HAD TO SEARCH THIS MYSELF...LMAO.. THATS CRAZY

Dallas police today are searching for a man who robbed a 7-Eleven convenience store in his wheelchair, stealing 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before rolling himself out the door, authorities said.

The man wheeled into the store in the 8400 block of Park Lane in northeast Dallas around 2 a.m. Wednesday clutching a baseball bat and a knife, said Senior Cpl. Kevin Janse, a Dallas police spokesman.

The man, who appeared to be in his 30s, went straight to the cash register and began beating it with the bat until it opened, Cpl. Janse said.

But he didn’t steal any money.

Instead, he wheeled himself past other customers around the store, grabbing boxes of condoms and an energy drink before leaving, Cpl. Janse said.

By the time police arrived, the man was nowhere to be found. He is described as a black male, 5-10, weighing about 170 pounds.

Police do not have any suspects, but they believe he may be homeless.

Cpl. Janse said he couldn’t recall another robbery involving a person in a wheelchair. He believes the culprit was probably intoxicated at the time.

“This certainly isn’t something we see everyday,” Cpl. Janse said.

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[PhantomOfFunk]

Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink

cuddie was lookin to do some serious fuckin

 

[Rusto]

he could do hard times for this.......the store clerk must have been a dick to him

 

[thizzface420]

j-bone!

 

[Sydal]

I wanna know how they know he's 5-10 when he was in a fuckin wheelchair, lol. I would also like to know how a dude in a wheelchair made a clean getaway. HAHAHA! Fuckin laughs.

 

[TaxMan]

lol. This story is pure comedy.

 

[Rossibreath]

10 boxes of condoms? he must b on a roll wit the ladys.

 

[prodigy91]

SOMEBODY SHOULD DO A REMAKE OF THE SCENE, BUT AS THE BACKGROUND SONG THEY SHOULD PUT "ROLLIN" BY LIMP BIZKIT...HAHAHA