Man Hits Woman In Head With 10lbs Of Frozen Yard Bird

[mrtonguetwista]

JACKSON, Mich. (AP) -- A man was accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and assaulting a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.

Frederick Duane McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, was arraigned Wednesday in 12th District Court in Jackson. He faces two felony assault charges as well as one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer.

Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother in the back of the neck with a fork Monday night.

About an hour later, he hit a woman in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken. They had exchanged rude words while he rode his bicycle. She needed five surgical staples to close her wound.

McKaney has no attorney on record with the court.

A pre-exam conference is scheduled for July 2.

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

JACKSON, Mich. (AP) -- A man was accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and assaulting a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.

Frederick Duane McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, was arraigned Wednesday in 12th District Court in Jackson. He faces two felony assault charges as well as one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer.

Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother in the back of the neck with a fork Monday night.

About an hour later, he hit a woman in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken. They had exchanged rude words while he rode his bicycle. She needed five surgical staples to close her wound.

McKaney has no attorney on record with the court.

A pre-exam conference is scheduled for July 2.

LMAO DUDE WAS ON ONE THAT NITE

 

[rekomstop]

WTF i'm eventually moving to ypsilanti.
lol..

it was a pretty quiet place, but theres always those crazies and their frozen chicken.

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

That's what I like to hear!!

Keep up the good work.. that's what I like!!!

 

[rekomstop]

That's what I like to hear!!

Keep up the good work.. that's what I like!!!

please stay away from sharp objects and frozen poultry.

 

[Music Nfluenced]

This just proves that she's a real "chicken head" *drum roll*

 

[MooreBlock530]

dude will probally be insitustonlaized.....regular people dont do that

 

[short]

lol

 

[Mi$ta-Murda187]

please stay away from sharp objects and frozen poultry.

LOL Oh come.. on.. I was only... Joking! lol

 

[siccness-user]

thats some certified G shit

i can picture doing that to rekomstop

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

i dont know for sure, but im bettin it was a black dude




assault with a deadly chicken= some BPS

 

[rekomstop]

naw, there's only white folks in ypsilanti, i was just there, there was like ONE fuckin black dude outside of detroit and he was workin in a starbucks.

naw there was more, i just don't remember.
well there's white and a random group of thai and chinese
maybe a crazy asian dude?

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

naw, there's only white folks in ypsilanti, i was just there, there was like ONE fuckin black dude outside of detroit and he was workin in a starbucks.

naw there was more, i just don't remember.
well there's white and a random group of thai and chinese
maybe a crazy asian dude?

wtf is yipislontii. it says jackson, mi

 

[rekomstop]

JACKSON, Mich. (AP) -- A man was accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and assaulting a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken.

Frederick Duane McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, was arraigned Wednesday in 12th District Court in Jackson. He faces two felony assault charges as well as one count of assault and battery and one count of resisting an officer.

Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother in the back of the neck with a fork Monday night.

About an hour later, he hit a woman in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken. They had exchanged rude words while he rode his bicycle. She needed five surgical staples to close her wound.

McKaney has no attorney on record with the court.

A pre-exam conference is scheduled for July 2.

there.

 

[DankedOut707]

wtf is yipislontii. it says jackson, mi

Frederick Duane McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti

^^

 

[Chree]

lol I bet Cbrennan woulda loved to been the victim

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

there.

oh i got it. people gotta put my mistake in some big ass green letters and shit.

rub it in like sum lotion ehh...

i see how it is.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

i dont know for sure, but im bettin it was a black dude




assault with a deadly chicken= some BPS

You already know.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

wtf is yipislontii. it says jackson, mi

You're right...it happened in Jackson...who gives a fuck where dude is from.

 

[mrtonguetwista]

UPDATE

JACKSON, Mich. (AP) -- A man accused of stabbing his mother with a fork and attacking a second woman with 10 pounds of frozen chicken has pleaded guilty to one count of felonious assault. Frederick McKaney, 40, entered the plea Friday in Jackson County Circuit Court. Prosecutors dropped additional assault, larceny and other charges.

Prosecutors said McKaney stabbed his mother with a fork June 23 and later exchanged words with another woman as he rode a stolen bicycle. They said he hit her in the head with a plastic bag of frozen chicken, opening a wound that required five surgical staples to close.

McKaney will be sentenced Dec. 11. He faces up to four years in prison and a $2,000 fine.

A message seeking comment was left for McKaney's attorney on Monday