Man Gets The Shit Slapped Outta Him At Kentucky Fried Chreeken

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NORWELL, Mass. – Authorities say a couple, upset over the slowness of their Kentucky Fried Chicken order, assaulted a man who asked them to stop yelling profanities for the sake of children in line. The couple was arrested Thursday after witnesses told police the couple beat the man as he was leaving the restaurant.

Police say 31-year-old Jared Garfagna of Marshfield punched the man in the head, and then Garfagna's girlfriend, 24-year-old Sara Mohn, kicked the man. The victim had cuts on his eyelid and wrists.

Mohn has been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Garfagna has been ordered to appear in court on assault and battery charges. It's unclear whether either has hired an attorney.



 
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Gas One said:
^ spoken like a true someone who lives near no churchs/popeyes

KFC, imo, has fell off ever since they tried to cater to everyone/everything

you pull up in the kfc drivethru these days and its like what the fuck is all this shit?
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lmfao, i can't help but ask...

do you still think colonel sanders used black peoples' bones as one of the ingredients for the recipe?
 
Gas One

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lollll

colonel sanders was a sinister man

anyone that keeps a fucking secret about '18 herbs and spices' and whatever the fuck and then they take that shit to a chemist and its only got flour salt and pepper, you have more secrets we dont know about

and colonels back in the deezays had slaves, you already know. especially back then. he had to do something with all the slaves bones, as he was killing them off quick.

if youre like 80 years old and white, you dont like black people. ESPECIALLY if youre a colonel.

it could quite also be in the mashed potatos however i cannot confirm or deny that...it would make sense tho, tell a big ass lie about secret spices in your chicken, they wont think anything about the black slaves bones in your mashed potatos..

edit: plus its not like someones gonna be eating at KFC and jump up and be like "HOL ON NIGGA ! I TASTE 140 YEAR OLD NEGRO BONES IN THIS POPCORN CHICKEN, I AM GOING TO REPORT THIS TO THE AUTHORITIES"
 
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sidebar though, i do think orville reddenbocker fucks with black people, he seems like hed like a real fat black chick or hed come over and drink 40s with your dad.

and hed always bring you popcorn and shit "my mannnn check it out i got watermelon popcorn" and youre like yessssssss
 
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yeah, i don't really fuck with kfc. not really a fan.

only thing i'll eat is chicken strips, and those little hot wings. their cole slaw is cool, too. but other than that, fuck them.

and this is coming from one of the biggest fried chicken aficionados on the face of this earth.

imo...

jj's fish and chicken>>>popeye's chicken>>>church's chicken>>>kentucky fried chreeken
 
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