Man Faces Prison Time Over Donut Theft

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mrtonguetwista

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FARMINGTON, Mo. (AP) -- It's a hefty price for a pastry: A man accused of stealing a 52-cent doughnut could face time in jail. Authorities said Scott A. Masters, 41, slipped the doughnut into his sweat shirt without paying, then pushed away a clerk who tried to stop him as he fled the store.

The push is being treated as minor assault, which transforms a misdemeanor shoplifting charge to a strong-armed robbery with a potential prison term of five to 15 years. Because he has a criminal history, prosecutors say they could seek 30 years.

"Strong-arm robbery? Over a doughnut? That's impossible," Masters told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch from jail. He admitted that he took the pastry but denied touching the employee. "There's no way I would've pushed a woman over a doughnut."

Farmington Police Chief Rick Baker said state law treats the shoplifting and assault as forcibly stealing property. The amount of force and value of the property doesn't matter.

"It's not the doughnut," Baker said. "It's the assault."

Masters said he didn't even get to enjoy his ill-gotten gains: He threw the doughnut away as he fled.
 

askG

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the term assault seems to be thrown around like fucking haymakers in a heavyweight bout...when i think of assault i think of someone phsycially zoning in on you to inflict damage and keep inflicting damage...not stupid ass shit as shoving yo botch to da gounrd cuz bitch wont let yo get yo 40 up out da coola
 
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going to jail over a .52 cents donut...PRICELESS ha ha

jail mate: you doing 30 years over .52 cents?

donut stealer: ya man

jail mate: owned!