Man Does Drive-By Masturbating lol

[mrtonguetwista]

SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) -- Police responded to a woman's complaint on Friday that a naked man was repeatedly driving by in a van and masturbating.

The woman gave police the license plate number, and records showed the van belonged to Spokane Police Officer Sherilyn Redmon. Redmon said she left the van at a Chrysler dealership for servicing.

Police found the van back at the dealership and arrested an employee accused of taking it on a 16-mile test drive.

Police jailed Bradley S. Keegan, 49, of Idaho, for investigation of taking a motor vehicle without permission and lewd conduct.

 

[autistic]

now that's funny. this fool doing it big with that snake (no homo).

 

[Gas One]

sig is funnier than the post, which leads me to believe you posted for the sig.

who the fuck hasnt, as a male, at some point, masturbated in their car?

if you havent, you lead a boring life

 

[TaxMan]

who the fuck hasnt, as a male, at some point, masturbated in their car?

if you havent, you lead a boring life

/agree

 

[Gas One]

i fucking masturbate in the car on accident and shit

ill be at a red light like WTF oops (thinks of somewhere to put hand...not steering wheel...not clothes.....side of car)

has anyone in here ever masturbated to pictures of starved african women?

i mean, this should be an indication of the normal male on drugs

 

[autistic]

i admit ive never masturbated in a car. but i have damn near drove into lake merrit getting bossed up in my whip driving around the lake.

 

[Gas One]

you havent lived till you make a girl lick nut off your dirty ass dashboard with weed stems on it.

 

[Premo]

ur on one lemme get summa dat

 

[Sr. Chingon]

aye how bad is it if cops catch u fuckin in the car at say 1:00 am

 

[Gas One]

ur on one lemme get summa dat

whens the filipino in you gonna kick in preem? i need some thizz pills.


why the fuck do i keep smelling nitrous?
you need to come to LA to see ya fam i got you on them thangs

 

[Premo]

yup and throw up some Ts for the mac

 

[TaxMan]

aye how bad is it if cops catch u fuckin in the car at say 1:00 am

I'd guess only a fine, but a pretty nice one.

 

[LISICKI]

I hope that muthafucka busted all over that pigs drivers seat and windshield lol

 

[TLALOC]

Wow.....A Masturbation drive-by......Did anybody get shot?! LOL

 

[TaxMan]

Its nice to do it on a highway at night.. Just have to watch for those tractor trailers coming up behind ya.

Its weird, when I get head while I drive, I don't give a fuck who drives by.. But when its just me myself and I, I have to be sneaky..

 

[Sr. Chingon]

lol @ havin to be sneaky
haha
dayum i gotta get som dome while driving
never done that before

 

[fillyacup]

i caught my self with major wood rubbin my package, never stroked it though

got bossed a few times i believe, dont really recall, i know once for sure cuz i busted everywhere cuz she was sober an moved her head

 

[matteo650]

lol

 

[Chree]

i caught my self with major wood rubbin my package, never stroked it though

got bossed a few times i believe

lol i do that shit too......


I remember getting bossed up driving down highway 92 when it was hella foggy.... bad combination lol

 

[Nuttkase]

I didn't know Pino was 49 and his real name was Brad.