Man Charged With "Coughing" Assault

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MORRISVILLE, N.C. (AP) -- Morrisville police have charged a man with assault on a government official after an officer said the man coughed into his face during a traffic stop.

Officer Chris Gill said in his report that Kent Kauffman looked into his eyes before "hacking" in his face three times, according to Morrisville spokeswoman Stacie Galloway. Kauffman said he did cough from the window of his minivan but did so toward Gill's waist.

"He says I coughed in his face," Kauffman said. "But that would only work if he had a 4-foot-long face."

Kauffman said he developed a cough after his dog died last week. He said Gill put him in handcuffs and threw him into the side of the patrol car.

Gill pulled Kauffman over Tuesday for not wearing a seat belt. He now faces a misdemeanor charge and, if convicted, could spend up to 60 days in jail.
 
Oct 5, 2006
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HA HA. THAT SHIT HAPPEN TO ME ONE TIME BUT IT WAS CAUSE I BURPED IN A COPS FACE SO HE DRAGGED ME OUT TO THE STREET AND HIT MY LEG WITH HIS CUB TO SIT ME SOWN N JUS TALKED SHIT TO ME FOR A FEW MINUTES AND I WAS JUS LAUGHIN MY ASS OF THEN HE TOLD ME TO LEAVE BUT DAMN HE DIDN'T CHARGE ME WITH SHIT.
 
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Thats a cop who can't hold his temper thats some stupid ass shit to arrest someone for. He got all buthurt over someone coughing at him what a fucking stupid ass theres a typical cop for you
 

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Mi$ta-Murda187 said:
wtf? You cant assault something with a cough.. .it's not a deadly weapon
that's why it's assault and not assault with a deadly weapon..:cheeky:

that's ridiculous though....just another punk ass cop...