Man Arrested For Getting Sucked Off By Car Wash Vacuum

[mrtonguetwista]

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) -- Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

 

[jr916]

he had a roll of quarters, talkin bout it aint trickin if you got it...

 

[ESCOBAR 92113]

i dont see nothing wrong with what dude did

 

[MizeryMade]

 

[BayBoy92510]

he needs to keep it saintary and use a private vacuum not a public one, i bet he didnt use a rubber either

 

[BayBoy92510]

he needs to keep it saintary and use a private vacuum not a public one, i bet he didnt use a rubber either

 

[MizeryMade]

29 years old and dude had to resort to gettin' sucked by a vacuum. Thats pathetic!

 

[jr916]

he needs to keep it saintary and use a private vacuum not a public one, i bet he didnt use a rubber either

vacuums cant have babies

 

[BayBoy92510]

vacuums cant have babies

he's using a public vacuum, he can spread stds

 

[prodigy91]

haha

 

[fRESH88]

u can get arrested for that? time to put down the vaccum and pick up the swiffer

 

[Rusto]

this guy is getting fucked by the system

 

[bayflip]

sucks

 

[jr916]

that vacuum is a HO-VER

 

[MizeryMade]

u can get arrested for that? time to put down the vaccum and pick up the swiffer

1 MORE TIME

 

[Gas One]

if your willing to put your dick anywhere near a car wash vacuum, by all means....

lol @ whoever was next's car smellin like straight up dick

 

[wino]

why is this shit even news? hasn't everyone had their way with a vacuum once or twice?

 

[28g w/o the bag]

i would say that this is absolutely disgusting, but at the same time, i don't understand a desperate virgins train of thought... so i'll leave it at that

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[Gas One]

i almost wanna say why would you put your dick next to anything like a car was vacuum but then at then end of the day i dont give a fuck.

to be real i wish more of you detatched your fucking dicks on car wash vacuums and decreased the gene pool of idiots. im all for people dying or being unable to reproduce. babies, you, your mom, your dad, your uncle, yeah, die.

bissel vacuums, car wash vacuums, weed wackers, fuckign horses, whatever...hope all yall that would use something for cleaning to put on their dicks, dies. lol

stupid asses

ps: on further thought though women do clean and that would be obviously admissable in this rant

 

[2-0-Sixx]

well, this is actually a step up then the jap that got his dick stuck in the metal bench. Or that drunk guy that was fucking a truck. lmao, wtf is wrong with people!