Lyrics

[Jonah]

Okay..So I don't see the Lyrics thread so I started this. Need help with the last sentence and a few words here.

Tech N9ne Verse - Jumpin' Jax

wow. Look at all these women, Imma have a blast here/
cause all of em know that I made alot of money last year/
so that mean (?) gotta bounce that ass dear/
then maybe later you can get in a position of a pap smear/
strippin's at a all time high/
it's based on the amount of dollars that fall Im why/
and the ladies they love me cause I aint' no small time guy/
so we up in the strip club and a chick just caught N9ne's eye (go)/
man this chick gotta big butt/
stainless, anus rump/
that'll make a brother get a frameistic, when I ripgut/
strangest thing it jumps, imma gettin hella big butts/
In this thing, when it swang/
steady steppin' up my spin it game/
after the spot they wanna go bang with a 120 minute man'/
her beautiful face, insane and yes her thighs are gleamin'/
and its spirtual cause her booty will exercise the demons/
ay, Look at that ??

 

[Masked Lemon]

I swear there used to be a big ass vital lyrics thread, weird.

 

[Jonah]

Afterparty Tech Verse

After the club we/
usually go straight to chubby's/
that's where the 3 in the morning grub be/
and even though icons is lovely/
tonight the pad is gonna be a must see/
cause hussey's, are coming to give up their pussy's, trust me/
they comin' to muff me/
plus three /
mackzilla, irv and big nick we's about to bust V/
Open until we lust free/
She suck D, Gushed me, then roughly/
Rode this dingaling like a huffy/
Luckly/
another 36 cup D Abruptly came into the room to fuck me/
She said Tecca Nina, Touch me/
Your dick is thick and husky, it must be/
Like a ride at Cedar Point in Sandusky/
But What do you know, baby girl Rushed me/
The TNA was so silky and fluffy, unjustly I crushed B/
and Not one of these broads is ugly/
Till' the next morning when they crawl in they Hubbies snuggy/
Lookin' rough as Rugby/

 

[Jonah]

Tech F u Pay Me verse

Im still comin' for that Absolute Power Money/
and I know they really don't wanna have a shoot shower from me/
Specially when im in L.A. they lay like an hour from me/
Let me stop cause ?
and I eat that with a waffle/
I regret, I didn't Pop you/
No respect, I get hostile/
Checks you owe tech is Collosal/
Many Consecutive checks you kept I can't stress that it's awful/
But I suggest you get it even if an address givin sex in a Brothel/
all that money must of left you lazy/
Guess you took a couple more steps too crazy/
we one hundred but take a guess who's shady/
With a handle, that mental' man accept you lady/
Ikie this really piss your nephew daily/
and it's serious now cause tech grew babies/
Even if you say you sent all thats left to Hades/
.....F you pay me/

 

[Jonah]

Tech N9ne Far out Verse

seen seen, salibeem/
that don't mean anything/
But I can make it mean get a lot of green/
and Make everybody get up and sing with the nin/
Imma menace, they wanna put the nina in the Guiness/
cause im in the percentage of killa's who finish/
any nigga without a limit they get it cause im sinista/
dis aint a gimmic when I rip it damage and mimic ya/
I be like a metoer right im blazin' everything in my way
so quick you wont hear my hummin' But the scientists gotta get
Multi million dollar machienery for me just to see me coming Im far out
Look at the people with the eye of an eagle/
Take a look at the steaple/
It's tecca nina and beezle
Comin' to defeat and diminishin evil/
hit you with the stregnth of deasil/
Im 5th Street to grain valley/
Explained to Kali/
Cant hang if you aint strange, nigga bang bang/
you in pain in the alley/
Another dimension, you better repent/
and you never ever let a nigga discover the tension/
I gotta, send another punk was sent in to allah/
Givin' away till the day the lent changed to mallah/
Potato opening of the barrel/
Ill pop it and have a mothafucka livin in parrel/
Ill damage ya the devil never doin it for denero/
take it out of his body like a niggas on cuervo/
tecca nina gets colder with them/
them and everyone of them whores' kissed em/
On the tip of his big one, dig it because Im truly beyond the solar sytem/

 

[Jonah]

Gamer

(Tech)
I I I am a ga gamer/
Play the part, Major heart/
Break her brain, Change her/
Take her thoughts, make her start/
they insane anger/
then they can march, hate can spark/
dames da danger/
you gotta be fine to get in my chamber/
untamed aint no shame when I banged stranger/
But thats 1000 points, one got it but the thing drained her/
and the game hanged her, in the strain of a man claimed her/
Now what you gonna do different/
wonder how well the picture went/
The one I saw was Twitter sent/
Saw through mommy like Mr. Kent/
Lookin' Like her kissers was whistlin' to get Liquor bent/
or wishin' for me to stick her in a position to dip I get her hint/
100 points she gets cause we connected/
500 points for the number that Tech Directs texted/
Bonus 300 if she come over and get naked/
but a stinky crevas took her to nothin girl take the exit/

Verse 2
(Tech)
Next, player/
she says she the best layer/
She loves when her breast bare/
with hot candle wax, thats rare/
600 points when she says her and her girl is a sex payer/
that'll get you an extra man, now we gamin' on that there/
(kutt)
Baby you doin' good, stay on it Picked up and extra man,
the only way to use that bonus if is her sexy friend, equally fine as you
may join us to pass the test to slam fingers in and then out on your own personal
message cam, skypin' so excitin' and virtual when to tight woman, ignite in a delightfulness
of dike in it of 5 minutes you might just wanna get, but now your girl lookin' uptight with it
lack of participation got your points steady spikin in. 500 points is important, then let your
mind body and soul scream, keep your opponents from trying to score these hotties nothin up with just
seconds on the board, 3.2.1. and on to the next ones cause these bore me, because.

Verse 3
(kutt)
1100 points, Mommy looked smelled and taste good/
But lost it for tellin' it all on Facebook/
One got a dinner, the other from Twitter was usin' a fake picture/
and in the end wont none of em winners/
Until I met this girl from tag dot com/
got to meet me wit me and she be freaky deaky
got the dinner a movie and plus a repeat/
highest score ever but I broke the broad/
so you came close but no cigar/
(Tech)
Gamin' on ya/
Even if you got some good head/
Hood said, you keep the wood fed/
till' the woods dead/
If you happin to get into bed with me/
Then you'll spread quickly into a medly of ? with me/
and thats 1000 points if you get that/
Dinner is 1000 more you can get it if you whip that/
good conversation can probably get you diamond nick nacks/
But a mishap like blogging about how I did that, give my shit back/

 

[Jonah]

Harvey Dent (needs a little help)

They want madness/
Anghellic and sadness/
Fans relish when gladness is damned devilish and ashes/
But I like this cash, this massive magazine ad, gets crackin' attractin' chicks passin' is rappin actin if them asses/
They want the clown, the paint and the evil frown, the drank and the needle now/
The taint and no feeble sound/
But I need yo' pounds, your paso your people down with this label and I be so bound for that halo when Im below ground/
They want that black magic/
that sabboge with bad habbits/
to grab at and stab rabbits/
the maggot that has cabbage/
But Im at that fast status, with swaggin thats past average, My glasses are ?, cause a mean flag theres

no blast at it
They say bizzare he went, they love him at dark events toppin the chart he said naughty shit to everybodies tent,
I wanna be at the party big listenin' to parlements sorry this part of me ? they call me
(Harvey Dent)

Chours
People be talkin' bout this and that
sayin' it, aint' a hit
can I get back what I started with
(want my old shit buy my old album)

Verse 2
They want the demon/
the animal to spread the semen/
the cannibal sign of the hethen/
whos' eatin' meat no vegen/
But I get my fees and Im reachin' for the decent skeeze and the piece of the beef ?
They want the dark knight/
They wanna bar fight/
Hard bites, hard as the smartest thing in the scared life/
women is our vice, they starin' at our ice, met her once in the tar lights, but i hit in the car twice/
They want the killa clown/
They want the milla sound/
Guerilla that pill ya for scrilla better hold the villa down/
Im chinchilla now/
with Mackzilla I tap shittas, you rap niggas you hate, but its still a crown/
Just call me two face/
On the right side I got healthy Pearly whites/
On the left side I got a tooth Ache/
Im asmodeous, but then the master parog/
black people think Im a devil, white people think Im a god/

Chours
People be talkin' bout this and that
sayin' it, aint' a hit
can I get back what I started with
(want my old shit buy my old album)

 

[Jonah]

Kc Tea

I don't Make this drink by the gallon/
I make it by the cup, and Im stylin'/
Got KMK, Slaughterhouse and Brother Allen/
On KC Teas, We all over the world Wildin'/

Chours x2
Hennesey! (Twist up the lemon with the)
Hennesey! (Sprite go right with the)
Hennesey! (Make your night go right with the)

I like to drink it in a real big wine glass/
At my place full of women lettin' time pass/
with Henessey, Sprite and Lemon Baby Im as/
Drunk as a skunk, But a second One and Im on your fine ass/
The first Variation from the homey Vedo/
We drank the Henessey and Lemon wherever we go/
then add in sprite in 07 was me yo/
then me and Kali Named it in a Las Vegas Casino/
Lemon or Lime, It dont matter to when you drunk/
*man that sound real good*
Taste good too Punk/
A double shot into your cup will get you crunk/
too much more and you wake up and you thunk/
Like bam bam ah Dwam/
This is how you feel the next day because you slammed/
the Kc Tea gotta take easy like E/
This is Tecca Nina's Spiked tea/
(What you want)
(what you need)
(Whatcha havin')
(What Will it be)
all we need hennesey, then a sprite, squeeze a lemon, twist of lemon, this one is the bizzanizzle

Choursx2
Hennesey! (Twist up the lemon with the)
Hennesey! (Sprite go right with the)
Hennesey! (Make your night go right with the)

Fill the cup full of ice first/
Cause the hennesey will melt a little ice and it might urk/
me when Im all up on a tight skirt/
I need a fully loaded Kanses City tea for quinchen my thirst/
If you aint got no, real lemon/
Just let some lemon or lime juice spill in em/
I know alot of caucasion people dont really do the hennesey but the way that I make it I will in em/
Convert alot of people every year and/
On saint patties day I shared it with very wierd fans/
They started fightin was near rammed/
I told them take it easy, there's a beverage here man/
Kc Tea is one hundrid man/
Check it, if its flat sprite then I don't want it man/
my money man is on henessey and the image of cream ?
Im runnin' Things, (Im runnin' Thangs)
all we need hennesey, then a sprite, squeeze a lemon, twist of lemon, this one is the bizzanizzle


Choursx2
Hennesey! (Twist up the lemon with the)
Hennesey! (Sprite go right with the)
Hennesey! (Make your night go right with the)

Alot of men never sinned on the hen/
Where you been boy boy where you been/
It'll have you with her again and again/
Even strong enough to do her lesbian friend/
If you cant handle her then hand her to me/
Cause Im off five of them and Im bout to hammer the v/
Even got it setup for the camera to see/
Im with her but im really picturin angela ye/
she aint wearin' nothin but Bladox on her feet/
Kc tea got me really super sonic in the sheets/
Hittin' harder than sticky icky chronic on the streets/
so nice to wake up in the bathroom aint no vomit on the seat/
Bartender made it right and im sure, because it taste sweet like candy/
and Ludacris you can make it with Conjure, and 40 you can make it with landy/
But authentic is...

Choursx2
Hennesey! (Twist up the lemon with the)
Hennesey! (Sprite go right with the)
Hennesey! (Make your night go right with the)

 

[Jonah]

Keep it one hunit'

If you at the rink put your skates on/
Roll with the Nina Celebratin' that the day gone/
Just because the Dj ain't diggin it, pumpin' they song/
Mediocre rappers pick tecca nina to hate on/
and they do it all night and day long/
but when they see me that frown up hatin' face gone/
ain't no reason your frontin' shoulda just kept it one hunit'
Learn how to make your face stay stone/

Chours

It sound like they wanna claim KC King/
They cannot advance in this game cause they weakling/
When in the trap makin' peanuts they cant see things/
like me at marina grog and galley maine feastings/
Party of seven, ?
You niggas small time, me and travis moggle it now/
holdin us down, almost everybody know of the sound/
of tecca nina, despite the hate you throwin around/
from now on they will not talk ney talk/
and they family wont have to walk cross grave moss/
Im the king of because Im mob bossed paid cost/
Im pro ballin' on em, they rock chalk jay hawks/
so bow down cause the king gets hyphy/
Im you slight me/
aint no stoppin nina the almighty/
dont you see the snake and the bat sign in brightly/
keep it one hunit, if you rappers don't like me, fight me/

 

[Jonah]

Loud

They don't want me to live at the end of my block/
Cause when I get to the crilla I dont stop/
party and the ladies I pull up in the mercedes you know that we gonna/
(bang big sounds)
we kickin' it loud at 3 o' clock in the spots
Pour the liquor around we doin' shots till we drop
every once in a while we get a knock from the cops sayin
(Turn shit down)
yep,
My neighbors probably wish I resided in hella prision
cause they always tell me and mack to turn down our television
and we got it into our stereo you would think the scenario
runnin' the lights and I got a mic, when the bass kick very low
I cant help it cause I like it loud/
I hype the crowd/
Im Partyin' despite the clouds/
It might be foul/
the Neighbors wanna fight me now/
and in the night we growl/
the women excite me, wow/
show me the volume button cause im bustin' this dame/
I dont want nobody hearing us when we bang/
so I turn the music up and lust till we came/
now i know the neighbors knowin' my name/
cant help it cause thats my style/
More beat than the law aloud/
Im about to get me a crib in the country/
Nobody to hunt me. tellin me to/
(Turn it down)
Im gonna live it, really black and proud/
off in the yard, nigga then well in down/
until the cops run up on me, and then I crack a smile

 

[Minne]

i think theres a lyrics thread

 

[Jonah]

O.G.

(Verse 1)
Raised in the middle of the land full of barbaque stands and the brothers throw Hands
Every buddy gritten gettin grands Kansas city were the pretty women make you say DWAM!
Kicks it like a donkey cause we famous Cha Cha/
Wicked women want me cause i came up Cha Cha/
This is were the homies trip and say what /
Yo we from the show me get my money and pay up/
Got on my Five o Ones and my gritter posture
I fit her proper If she papered im in her choppers
Letin her know this ninna dinner cost her
and im famous squash her so animal like someone better get her doctor
This boys born and raised in KC
M.I.Z.Z.O.U. But once in a while i hit the L.K. for ladies
cause they straight B A.K. You
then back to Kansas city were is gates all on they plate
we think about it and we crave it when we vacate
i represent the MO and all the way to K state
Call me Tech N9ne but teachers and students call me A. Yates



(Hook)
Im hella fine like the food at Ollie Gates
Strawberry baked bean mixed plate
So everybody just bounce rock skate
Cant wait O.G. Ollie Gates
O.G. Like Ollie Gates
O.G. Like Ollie Gates
O.G. Ollie Gates
O.G. Baby
This is Kansas City



(Verse 2)
We be stylin' pretty young things yo we got are selves in
Like dun deal im a popper Blouzin
Get her hot and ready listenin to Roger Troutmen
Rest In Peace baby, seven this beats crazy
Teach babys we used to listen to this at least 80
We kansas city steppin no question
we reppin 56 and 57 we know that if he jeffen then hes shady
K.C.K.'s gate got the chicken wing this'ell bring
traffic when the people really put the clip in things
So you better be listening cause the don is sniffin green
This is the mission get ya when you hittin your nicotine
They got your money man and you know that they aint
somethin delicous yea you know the trey say gates
Thats the place were they come and getcha if the pay late
But i stay great cause everyones bangin the A. Yates



(Hook)
Im hella fine like the food at Ollie Gates
Strawberry baked bean mixed plate
So everybody just bounce rock skate
Cant wait O.G. Ollie Gates
O.G. Like Ollie Gates
O.G. Like Ollie Gates
O.G. Ollie Gates
O.G. Baby



(Verse 3)
North side were is you, EY
South side were is you, EY
East side were is you, EY
West side what i do, EY Tech N9ne
Aint no bodys sauce like this
Aint no other barbaque boss like this
The feel rellas might cost quite a bit
Ya we do it but the fire aint brought like this
O.G. told me go see
If the other citys Q is G.O.O.D.
But he knew that id find out slowly
Just like my KC barbaque they cannot hold me, A. Yates



(Hook)
Im hella fine like the food at Ollie Gates
Strawberry baked bean mixed plate
So everybody just bounce rock skate
Cant wait
Now everbody say
Lalalalalalalalalala, lalalalalalalalalala
Now Everybody Say
Lalalalalalalalalala, lalalalalalalalalala

Damn Boy

 

[Jonah]

i think theres a lyrics thread

can't find it..I looked

 

[Jonah]

Pow pow Tech Verse

K.C.P.D. you gotta busta workin' for ya/
he be yappin' at hooters employees and alertin' employers/
not to hang out with tecca nina, cause some investigation with a yellow hummer I got with drugs so Im searchin' for ya/
shut up and eat your hooters chicken fore' I bomb you/
Don't be hatin on me the bitches to get them on you/
I aint' got no yellow hummer homey thats non true/
King of KC rap, just know that this Don Moo keep the/

 

[Jonah]

What's Next Tech Verse

Im trying to make it so the whole world can hear that/
real raw and severe rap/
television showin' you how humongous my career gap/
Me poppin' bottles, when the enemies watchin' poppin beer caps/
they feel severe slaps from here clear to errr raq/
I don't near traps, but this here's crack/
and it get them chicks with they boobies lifted and rears fat/
what me and Travis' doin' every year after year stacked/
then we up in the Bahammas where our peers at/
Cheers cat/
and we don't fear packs, cause we standed near straps/
comin' to me with that queer crap/
youll get your vaneers cracked/
Yeah I might be a weird brat/
but I get them tears from your dear, that'll have her speared on the leer with her brazier snapped/
watch who you sneer at/
cause if we see her at he smeared flat/
he's bout to feel snakes and hear bats/
so what's next is a mere splat/
on her face cause the P was sheer whack/

 

[Jonah]

Not writing out Pu Wah Wah, or Doin' it. Lol I'll finish the last few later

 

[KirbyDaAlmighty]

Lyrics Thread

 

[casperog]

some of harvey dent seemed way off .. i could be wrong..i thought he said VENT not went

 

[rising_tied]

For OG its not hella fine. Its hella fire like the food at ollie gates... Except he says it the slang way so it just sounds like Fi

 

[Jonah]

Lyrics Thread

Thanks..Couldn't find it when I looked for some reason