ENJOY................
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
romantic first line but least romantic second line
Love may be beautiful, Love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed
I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
With loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.....
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up the rest of my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming;
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
romantic first line but least romantic second line
Love may be beautiful, Love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed
I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
With loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.....
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up the rest of my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming;
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.