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marty50

marty50

Sicc OG
#1
Jul 6, 2008
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how you play your lotto? i make it a game within a game and make it last. scratch one of my numbers and scratch half of the game one spot at a time.

then i take a break, cuz it's intense, then i scratch the rest of em, take a break. finally, i scratch the other one of my numbers, and scan and see if any of the numbers match mines.

it takes bout a hour to see if i won one, but for a couple bucks, it's entertaining.
 
NiNe2FiVe

NiNe2FiVe

Sicc OG
#3
Apr 26, 2003
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I scratch mine off slowly, with the happy excitement of a small child on christmas. I begin to ponder how far my life has slid down hill, and none of my aspirations have come true, I slowly realize this single scratcher is all I have on my plate and the anger and fury that will spew forth from me upon my pending failure. I scratch away half way hoping to win money, half for my loved ones sake, because there will be hell to pay if I'm not wealthy in the next few seconds. As my loss is slowly revealed to me, my fist slowly crumbles the paper in my hand. I stalk out of the store on a solemn mission to pummel the first unlucky soul in my path, the sad part is I'm picking my daughter up from kindergarten and things could get ugly. As I speed in disregard for human safety through traffic as my mind races with the bills I cant pay now, and how sad Im going to be pawning my daughters bed to pay the heat bill. As I reach the school my sight flickers on and off as I slowly black out, only to awaken in a jail cell covered in what I assume is the blood of 30 5 year olds. That my friends is how you scratch a lotto ticket...
 
OG young SAV

OG young SAV

Sicc OG
#4
Jul 15, 2002
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marty50 said:
how you play your lotto? i make it a game within a game and make it last. scratch one of my numbers and scratch half of the game one spot at a time.

then i take a break, cuz it's intense, then i scratch the rest of em, take a break. finally, i scratch the other one of my numbers, and scan and see if any of the numbers match mines.

it takes bout a hour to see if i won one, but for a couple bucks, it's entertaining.
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Being that you like throwing money away...how about sending some $$$ to my Paypal account. Just to keep it entertaining kick back and wait 1 hr for my "Thank You" email response.

Appreciate the help, I'll be waiting.
 
DuceTheTruth

DuceTheTruth

No Flexxin No Fakin
#5
Apr 1, 2003
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NiNe2FiVe said:
I scratch mine off slowly, with the happy excitement of a small child on christmas. I begin to ponder how far my life has slid down hill, and none of my aspirations have come true, I slowly realize this single scratcher is all I have on my plate and the anger and fury that will spew forth from me upon my pending failure.
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LOL


That was funny
 
T-Rip

T-Rip

T Camp
#11
Jan 18, 2006
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yeah, my dumb ass be buying 10 of the same at a time and i dont be winning much. I play the ones where i can tell if i win right away or not cuz i personally dont get any enjoyment outta playing the crossword ones or the ones that take hella long to figure out if you won, my favorite is the 10x one.
 
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510PLAYA

Sicc OG
#13
Apr 25, 2002
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I only buy them if someone else in line buys like $20 worth, then i will buy like $10 worth, shit somebody gotta win somethin. Its works more than half the times im done it
 
Red Flaggin

Red Flaggin

Sicc OG
#14
Aug 17, 2008
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NiNe2FiVe said:
I scratch mine off slowly, with the happy excitement of a small child on christmas. I begin to ponder how far my life has slid down hill, and none of my aspirations have come true, I slowly realize this single scratcher is all I have on my plate and the anger and fury that will spew forth from me upon my pending failure. I scratch away half way hoping to win money, half for my loved ones sake, because there will be hell to pay if I'm not wealthy in the next few seconds. As my loss is slowly revealed to me, my fist slowly crumbles the paper in my hand. I stalk out of the store on a solemn mission to pummel the first unlucky soul in my path, the sad part is I'm picking my daughter up from kindergarten and things could get ugly. As I speed in disregard for human safety through traffic as my mind races with the bills I cant pay now, and how sad Im going to be pawning my daughters bed to pay the heat bill. As I reach the school my sight flickers on and off as I slowly black out, only to awaken in a jail cell covered in what I assume is the blood of 30 5 year olds. That my friends is how you scratch a lotto ticket...
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