I'm laughing too hard to be upset..
Here's the actual email Tim sent..
"Vamps,
I'm short, homosexual and a local legend, therefore, I would like to change my name to GayMidgetPornstar! because I feel that it better represents me. Tim is boring and I'm going to be launching www.buttfuckingmidgets.com soon and this name will help bring attention to my new site. Can you hook me up? I'll send you one of my DVD's.
Thanks,
The pint-sized pornstar, Tim."
That's it, word for word..