LOL @ KARAOKE

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May 4, 2002
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That shit is funny as hell to watch. What the fuck would possess someone to sing karaoke ? I guess that's what's so funny about it. Last night I went bowling , and little did I know it was karaoke night up in that bitch. So I'm like ight , I'm gonna watch some of this. Man , there was this fat white guy with a ponytail singing B-52's "Love Shack" , I was dyin. This nugga was hella serious about it too. He was like "THE LOOOOOOVE SHACK" in a weak ass Frank Sinatra type voice. And he was floating his arms up in the air during the chorus and shiet. I'm leaning up against the wall in my bowling shoes thinking to myself "ONLY WHITE PEOPLE , ONLY A WHITE PERSON"
 
Jun 27, 2002
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shit the karaoke bars in chinatown and the TL aint nothin but low budget fuck parlors and meth dens.....dem asians be off the hook in there....its cheaper than a hotel....
 

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not only white folks....asians dominate Karaoke.....they take that shit to the heart..my homies wife is filipino and when ever theres a party the machine gets broke out and thats our key to break out....its too funny theyre terrible.....
 
Apr 25, 2002
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lol, we were chilling one night in teh red lion's lounge, and it was kareoke night. this fat white guy got up there like 5 times and sang. it was fucking funny as fuck. he was sweating and getting all serious, he was doing "pour some sugar on me" and at the end there is like a guitar solo, and he straight did the air guitar for like 2 minutes, all into it. we were cracking up. he did Adam sandlers song "Peice of shit car" he thought he was pretty cool for doing that song. you could tell he was a kareoke vet. like he travels around the town to different bars on kareoke night. he was a loser. There were hella college girls there and he was like 40 thinking he was the shit.

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Nov 7, 2002
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asians dominate Karaoke?
IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT
THEY ARE THE ONES THAT CAME UP WITH THE IDEA

HAHAHAHA YEAH SOME FOLKS DON'T HEAR THEY OWN SELF
KINDA HOW SOME FOLKS DON'T SMELL THEY OWN BAAAAAAAAAD BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Apr 25, 2002
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I USED TO MAKE NICE CASH ENTERING KARAOKE CONTESTS....YES,IM WHITE......I CAN ACTALLY SING WELL SO IT WASNT AN EMBARASSMENT.....GOT SOME GOOD PUSSY BACK IN THE DAY BY SINGING.