lol i thought i was passed out

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...i walk outside to see my brother passed out in a whole bunch of bushes..with his 2 pits...and i said u heard someone breating hard...and he said whoops my bad and fell alseep ..lol i thought i was drunk
 
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Multiple simultaneous pass outs - funny

There was a party in my apartment in college and people were spread all around the house.

Some guy and girl were tryna do it but couldnt. You could tell they had difficulty with her clothes and just fell asleep.

Some dude was on the lawn. When I woke him up he said he was camping.
 
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^^^^^^^

well thats better than your own mother coming in the bathroom at 5 a clock in the fucking morning and she asks what your doing layed out in the bathtub..i told her i was in the fucken jacuzzi..lol
 
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my cousin's home boy face planted onto the grass one night , they picked him up he told them " did u see that , the grass jumped up and hit me "


i used to pass out all the time in my cousin's walk in closet , shit was hella big and the only warm or cool place in the house , he never used the heater or AC