LMAO @ MAURY POVICH show These suckas be killin me!!

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BIG REESE LOC1

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Comedy. I'm watchin this shit, and he is doin a show when he sets up boyfriends/husbands with "sexy decoys". Now if you are from wherever, and you are flown in with your lady to be on the Maury Povich show. You are sittin in the green room, and out of nowhere some bad bitch is basically tryin to throw you the pussy, wouldnt that make you stop and think? Do these cats really think they that fly that some bitch picks them out the crowd and wanna throw some pussy they way, when they know they are only in NYC cause they are gonna be on the Maury Povich show? Do we really have stupid muthafuckas out here like that? Some of these bitches be so bad that you know the cat they throwin the pussy at would never in his life get a chance to fuck wit a bitch that bad unless he put some date rape drug in her drink, or he is breadin the bitch out. Them cats that get caught up with them decoys is game-goofy


I just had to vent
 
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lmao. they do be havin' some stupid ass ppl up on there. there aint no way somebody could be that dumb, but then again he probably been married so long he dont know no better. but common sense could tell these foohs otherwise. theres no vouch for stupidity
 
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naw....what trip me out is when they bring them lie detector results back and them fools be sayin the test is wrong. and them hoes who be all up in a man's face about a child bein his, then the test come back and says he's not the father. them hoes be lookin dumb as fuck.
 
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P-Nut

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what kills me is all these paternity test shows. after a female comes out cryin' and tellin' a sad story about how a certain dood wont acknowledge his child. when the dood comes out, he gets booed, and without knowing, the audience also boo's a few more males. did they somehow forget that more than one male came out? :rolleyes:

then when it turns out that the father wasnt the one that the female gave the sad story about, she runs off stage cryin' and they all cry and moan out "awww". and the males still get booed. wtf?

theres sympathy for hoes but no justice or respect for the hoes victims. i find that amusing.
 
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i'm watchin an episode ret now with this one bitch who's been on the show twice before already

she fucc everybody

and they had a total of 10 dudes get a paternity test and they all weren't the dad..... rofl

and basing on the ammount of gold teeth i seen on stage, she prolly fucc the whole state of mississippi

and after maury revealed the test results, he said "we can keep trying to find the father of your baby".... if that wuz me i'd a been like fucc it.... "so, how many more times are u willing to make yourself look like a gotdamn fool in front of the whole united states of america and possibly for our UPN affiliates in europe?" :confused:
 
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Mista Sinista said:
naw....what trip me out is when they bring them lie detector results back and them fools be sayin the test is wrong. and them hoes who be all up in a man's face about a child bein his, then the test come back and says he's not the father. them hoes be lookin dumb as fuck.
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lol i know

707balla said:
LMAO did you see the cat that was caught up with the sexy decoy and he said that wasn't him? LMAO, he said that don't look like me, lol.
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lmfao


maury is wack though he always has topics bout whos my baby daddy bullshit...it gets borin an stupid just like jerry springer an all the trash he has on his show nowadays

damn
 
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