Lmao Just April foolzed my chic!

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Ez-Roo

Ez-Roo

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Just called my girl at her work and told her that my ex from 2005 came knocking on my door. (this ex she knows had Miscarriage before we broke up) I told her she came to me saying she really didn't have a misscarriage and the only reason she told me that is she thought it was someone else's... But she went for child support and testing said it wasn't his.. leaving me the only other dude boning her... before I could finish my girl was freaking out! "Dont tell me this! No! Don't tell me this!!" lmao I pushed after she said get testing and said she gave me pic and baby looks just like me especially when i was a baby. lmao she cried and said she couldn't talk...... I texed her back 30 minutes later April Fools Lmao
She took it good just happy it wasn't true.

I know cool story bruda

I encourage everyone to get there Bz's and report back to this thread...
 
OC_Ridah

OC_Ridah

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LMAO! Damn that's funny....isn't your chick pregnant right now? Just saying cuz their hormones be crazy ass fuck...might be coming after you with a knife later, lol
 
L.D.S.

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Those are dangerous waters you've begun to tread through!

My ex would have roasted me on a spit if I pulled something like that.

Props for having bigger balls than me and doing it anyway.
 
Jazzo

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Ez-Roo thanks for the good idea! I just read this and sent my lady a text. I told her an officer just came to our door and served me with back child support papers from my ex. I said my Ex is saying her oldest son was really mine. My lady is at work and it normally takes her a little while to respond back to my texts. It didn't take but 5 second for my phone to ring as soon as I sent the text. Her voice was shaky like she wanted to cry and she said "Are you serious"? I paused and said, "April Fools"! She was relieved and then pissed a little. She said I was cold hearted, hahahaha. I told her don't blame me, blame this cat off that website you see me on a lot. Funny shit!
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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BE CAREFUL WITH THAT SHIT THO. ONE APRIL FOOLS I TEXTED MY GIRL SAYING THAT THE COPS WHOOPED MY ASS AND MY FACE WAS ALL SCRAPED UP AND I LOOK HELLA FUCKED UP, APRIL FOOLS! SHE GOT HELLA MAD.

THEN NEXT SUMMER I GOT IN A FIGHT IN FRISCO AND I GOT PUSHED DOWN A FLIGHT OF CONCRETE STAIRS... FACE WAS ALL FUCKED UP, LEFT SIDE OF MY FACE WAS ALL GROUND BEEFY, FELL ON MY KNEE SO HARD IT RIPPED A GASH IN MY PANTS, BROKE MY NOSE (AGAIN), MY FRONT TEETH (WHICH R FAKE THEY GOT KNOCKED OUT WHEN I GOT JUMPED BEFORE) WENT THRU ABOVE MY UPPER LIP. SPLICED THE INSIDE OF MY FINGER OPEN FROM TRYING TO GRAB ON TO THE RAILING.

SO I CALL MY GIRL THE NEXT DAY TO SEE IF SHE COULD DRIVE FOR ME, BUT SHE THOUGHT I WAS BULLSHITTIN, AND HUNG UP. SO I END UP DRIVIN HOME WITH ONE EYE SWOLLEN SHUT, LOOKIN LIKE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. HAD TO PICK UP MY CAR FROM THE REPAIR SHOP LOOKIN LIKE THAT. THEN WHEN MY GIRL SEES ME, SHE GETS HELLA MAD RIGHT OFF THE BAT. IM LIKE "U CANT HOOK A NIGGA UP WITH A BAND AID BEFORE U START SCREAMIN?"

LOL COOL STORY BRO BUT REALLY I NEVER WENT TO THE HOSPITAL FOR NONE OF THAT. I SERIOUSLY THINK THAT SHIT MADE ME KINDA MORE RETARDED THAN I ALREADY WAS.
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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HAHA WHAT A WHACK DAY. I FIND OUT MY DADS HOUSE JUS GOT ROBBED, AND MY MOMS COMES DOWN WITH BRONCITIS, SHES IN HER 60'S... IM GETTIN SICK TOO.



FUCK APRIL FOOL, WHOEVER THAT IS. AND FUCK HIS DAY
 
Ez-Roo

Ez-Roo

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Jazzo said:
Ez-Roo thanks for the good idea! I just read this and sent my lady a text. I told her an officer just came to our door and served me with back child support papers from my ex. I said my Ex is saying her oldest son was really mine. My lady is at work and it normally takes her a little while to respond back to my texts. It didn't take but 5 second for my phone to ring as soon as I sent the text. Her voice was shaky like she wanted to cry and she said "Are you serious"? I paused and said, "April Fools"! She was relieved and then pissed a little. She said I was cold hearted, hahahaha. I told her don't blame me, blame this cat off that website you see me on a lot. Funny shit!
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Laugh Out Loud.... lol yeahhhh thats the spirit!!!!!! my chic was mad after just a tad too, Lucky im fly as the wing's on a Hummingbird lol Ya tell her It was Ezroo's
fault lol

Shit this shit aint mean, mean is telling the broud you just got your HIV test back and shit aint coo lol....ok thats fucked... But the other option I was gonna hit her with was that I boned her sister lol

If she came at me and i didnt know it was april fools and she was like I gotta tell you I cheeted and boned yer brother lol Id lol and say thats coo but im on the way to bone yer cuzzins and pistol whip yer mom lol chalk it up as a L lol
 
Ez-Roo

Ez-Roo

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rose town ryda said:
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT SHIT THO. ONE APRIL FOOLS I TEXTED MY GIRL SAYING THAT THE COPS WHOOPED MY ASS AND MY FACE WAS ALL SCRAPED UP AND I LOOK HELLA FUCKED UP, APRIL FOOLS! SHE GOT HELLA MAD.

THEN NEXT SUMMER I GOT IN A FIGHT IN FRISCO AND I GOT PUSHED DOWN A FLIGHT OF CONCRETE STAIRS... FACE WAS ALL FUCKED UP, LEFT SIDE OF MY FACE WAS ALL GROUND BEEFY, FELL ON MY KNEE SO HARD IT RIPPED A GASH IN MY PANTS, BROKE MY NOSE (AGAIN), MY FRONT TEETH (WHICH R FAKE THEY GOT KNOCKED OUT WHEN I GOT JUMPED BEFORE) WENT THRU ABOVE MY UPPER LIP. SPLICED THE INSIDE OF MY FINGER OPEN FROM TRYING TO GRAB ON TO THE RAILING.

SO I CALL MY GIRL THE NEXT DAY TO SEE IF SHE COULD DRIVE FOR ME, BUT SHE THOUGHT I WAS BULLSHITTIN, AND HUNG UP. SO I END UP DRIVIN HOME WITH ONE EYE SWOLLEN SHUT, LOOKIN LIKE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. HAD TO PICK UP MY CAR FROM THE REPAIR SHOP LOOKIN LIKE THAT. THEN WHEN MY GIRL SEES ME, SHE GETS HELLA MAD RIGHT OFF THE BAT. IM LIKE "U CANT HOOK A NIGGA UP WITH A BAND AID BEFORE U START SCREAMIN?"

LOL COOL STORY BRO BUT REALLY I NEVER WENT TO THE HOSPITAL FOR NONE OF THAT. I SERIOUSLY THINK THAT SHIT MADE ME KINDA MORE RETARDED THAN I ALREADY WAS.
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Ya man momz told me the crying wolf story many times as a child as Im the kid that everyone say's "you play to much" shoot lol

but one day out the year she shouldn't of though you were lying on a non April fools day.

broud leave me hangin I'll mess around and put Nair in her head and shoulders bottle! lol
 
iaoish

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Some of you are on thin ice, but cool that your lady can handle it and isn't a bitch about it. Except for Rose Town Ryda he must have bad karma or something, lol. I wish I could pull a prank today but me and the lady just broke up tonight, while bowling with friends. Cool story, bro! But true...
 
Ez-Roo

Ez-Roo

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iaoish said:
Some of you are on thin ice, but cool that your lady can handle it and isn't a bitch about it. Except for Rose Town Ryda he must have bad karma or something, lol. I wish I could pull a prank today but me and the lady just broke up tonight, while bowling with friends. Cool story, bro! But true...
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Still, call her and tell her...?.....I just need to let you know that when i be hittin it doggy style you smell like shit and fish sticks lol .... and if she cries tell her April fools.? lol or if she slits her wrists put April Fools!!! on the memorial pamphlet.
 
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