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[Blight]

Check this, i was in a grocery store a bit early since i got off work at an odd time. I was in the extremely busy Deli and i had number 12. A lady came by and snatched 19. I put the magazine down and told her we should pretend were married and order together. Shed be there another 8 minutes, its a wise choice. So it worked. 2 pounds of bavarian ham, and swiss cheese (in seperate bags please).

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[Fridge]

I was in Washington D.C., about to fuck one of the Bush Twins when I realized I didn't have a condom. She said she didn't want any diseases, when I explained to her that STD's were a right wing conspiracy and she should just take this dick raw dog. She was so taken back by the conspiracy comment that not only did I beat her ass, puss and face, but she is also voting for Kerry this year.