Here are a few quick tips for the day:
- If a girl talks "dirty" online, shes probablly not as hot as she says she is.
- Men, do not text other male friends using any smiley faces
- Dane Cook is funny, your not. Stop qouting him.
- You must be "sexy" to make a "sex tape". Please follow this rule religiously.
- If you are not in junior high anymore, you cannot order a Shirley Temple.
- If you get in a fight with a midget, do not let him be the bigger man and appologize.
- We can tell that your covering your pimples with an inch and a half of cover up.
- Your girlfriend should not know what the term "raw dog" means.
There ya go!!! Those are the life tips of the day!! LoL
- If a girl talks "dirty" online, shes probablly not as hot as she says she is.
- Men, do not text other male friends using any smiley faces
- Dane Cook is funny, your not. Stop qouting him.
- You must be "sexy" to make a "sex tape". Please follow this rule religiously.
- If you are not in junior high anymore, you cannot order a Shirley Temple.
- If you get in a fight with a midget, do not let him be the bigger man and appologize.
- We can tell that your covering your pimples with an inch and a half of cover up.
- Your girlfriend should not know what the term "raw dog" means.
There ya go!!! Those are the life tips of the day!! LoL
