Pick the month you were born in
1----I fucked
2----I fingered
3----I slept with
4----I raped
5----I killed
6----I cuddled with
7----I fucked
8----I smoked
9----i made out with
10---I licked
11---I sucked
12---i stabbed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01------a codom
02------the kool-aid man
03------an overweight Asian man
04------a horse
05------your mom
06------a lesbian
07------john gotti
08------a jew
09------a toothbrush
10------a prostitute
11------a homo
12------a pornstar
13------Paris Hilton
14------a whore
15------a cat
16------a pickle
17------the trojan man
18------I sucked
19------a dog
20------an orange
21------a crackhead
22------a drug dealer
23------a easter egg
24------a MILF
25------a bottle of honey
26------a football player
27------ a stripper
28------a homeless guy
29------a french fry
30------a bottle of vodka
31------Randy Moss
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- because im sexii
Black----because i have a big penis
Pink-----because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue----Because Im Rick James Bitch
Polka Dots----because I hate my life
Purple----because Im gay
Gray-----because i love marijuana
Orange-----because I have double d's
Green-----because Im beautiful
Other-----because I smoke crack
Turqoise-----because I have an extreamly small dick
Brown-------because i swallow cum
Shirtless-----because i got abs
what you got..........
caff > I raped the kool aid men because im sexy........
1----I fucked
2----I fingered
3----I slept with
4----I raped
5----I killed
6----I cuddled with
7----I fucked
8----I smoked
9----i made out with
10---I licked
11---I sucked
12---i stabbed
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01------a codom
02------the kool-aid man
03------an overweight Asian man
04------a horse
05------your mom
06------a lesbian
07------john gotti
08------a jew
09------a toothbrush
10------a prostitute
11------a homo
12------a pornstar
13------Paris Hilton
14------a whore
15------a cat
16------a pickle
17------the trojan man
18------I sucked
19------a dog
20------an orange
21------a crackhead
22------a drug dealer
23------a easter egg
24------a MILF
25------a bottle of honey
26------a football player
27------ a stripper
28------a homeless guy
29------a french fry
30------a bottle of vodka
31------Randy Moss
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White--- because im sexii
Black----because i have a big penis
Pink-----because I love giving blow jobs
Red-----because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue----Because Im Rick James Bitch
Polka Dots----because I hate my life
Purple----because Im gay
Gray-----because i love marijuana
Orange-----because I have double d's
Green-----because Im beautiful
Other-----because I smoke crack
Turqoise-----because I have an extreamly small dick
Brown-------because i swallow cum
Shirtless-----because i got abs
what you got..........
caff > I raped the kool aid men because im sexy........