Lesson Number One
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw
the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all
day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on
the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Wuts the Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next
day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the
tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Wuts the Lesson?
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Number Three
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, promptly dug him out, and ate him.
Wuts the Lesson?
1) Not everyone who dumps on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of the dump is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw
the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all
day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on
the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Wuts the Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Number Two
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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next
day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the
tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Wuts the Lesson?
Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Number Three
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow
came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the
pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon
began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, promptly dug him out, and ate him.
Wuts the Lesson?
1) Not everyone who dumps on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of the dump is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
