I'm interested, as is Mezzano, but unfortunately I think you might be wasting your time with this thread.
A majority of the people who've been posting on this board lately aren't interested in anything remotely intelligent or challenging. On multiple occasions I've seen people complain about posts being too long and not wanting to bother reading them.
If reading more than five complete sentences is too much for people, a lecture by Chuck will probably cause cranial explosion.