Late Night Denny's Stories

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

We all know you've seen (or been) that drunk ass guy at denny's at like 2-3 in the morning, talkin shit to everybody, about to get his ass beat...


I aint seen nothing too crazy, just 1 time there was this drunk ass mexican guy with a half spanish/ half drunk accent, who didnt even wait to be seated. He just walked up to like the only dirty table, there was like 3 clean ones and he chooses the 1 with dirty plates and shit, "Waiter!!! clean my fuckin table u lazy fuckin piece of shit or I'm gonna get food at Yack In The Box bitch!" His friend is trying to hold him back, but this guy is goin up to people's tables and sitting with them havin conversations with em, there like "ok buddy". Me and my homies were like high as a mutha fuck, laughin our ass off... ne ways by now it's like mostly all black people in the place. This same same drunk ass guy gets up out of his seat with food still in his mouth, and hella loud, screamed what I swear to god sounded like "SHOOT THE NIGGER!!!!!!!".
This shit reminded me of Malibu's most wanted... now, the whole place is like silent, everybodys staring at him, im like oh, man this fool is about to get stomped out right here. But then this fool is like "What? ...Thats the governor's name, right? Schwartzenegger?"


anybody got some denny's stories for us?

 

[slapboyzproductions]

LHAHAHAHLAHLAOOL THATS FUNNY

 

[BayRider04]

I remember one time there was this dude infront of me with a mini box of oreos open..hes fucking blitzed..and this waiter comes up to him and was like I've told you to leave a least two times..will you please leave..the dude says alright..waiter leaves..then the guy lights a cigarette takes two puffs then passes out..literally..snoring loud as fuck..hahaha shit was funny...yea then he finally leaves.

 

[J-Boeg]

i was at dennys at like 1 in the morning once and i was fuckin drunk off my ass...i was sitting there laughing at everything that happened...the waitress brought me my coke and i reached to take a sip and it squirted out of my hand and went all over the windows and shit, i couldnt stop laughing...
then like 20 mins later, this lady walks over to the bathroom and starts randomly talking shit to these 2 ladies at another table calling them whores and stuff...the ladies talk shit back and the lady goes to the bathroom...she comes out talking shit again and one of the girls at the table throws a glass of water at her...the girl who was walking to the bathroom dove at the lady who threw the water and started pulling out her hair and punching her in the face...the guy who was with the girl getting her ass beat tried to pull the other girl off and the girl who went to the bathrooms BF thought he was hitting her so the guys started punching each other...shit was nuts...hella tits were popping out in the bitch fight and the guys were hitting each other and slamming each others heads into walls and shit...it was crazy...made my burger taste a hell of a lot better....

 

[Mean Mugg]

i was at dennys at like 1 in the morning once and i was fuckin drunk off my ass...i was sitting there laughing at everything that happened...the waitress brought me my coke and i reached to take a sip and it squirted out of my hand and went all over the windows and shit, i couldnt stop laughing...
then like 20 mins later, this lady walks over to the bathroom and starts randomly talking shit to these 2 ladies at another table calling them whores and stuff...the ladies talk shit back and the lady goes to the bathroom...she comes out talking shit again and one of the girls at the table throws a glass of water at her...the girl who was walking to the bathroom dove at the lady who threw the water and started pulling out her hair and punching her in the face...the guy who was with the girl getting her ass beat tried to pull the other girl off and the girl who went to the bathrooms BF thought he was hitting her so the guys started punching each other...shit was nuts...hella tits were popping out in the bitch fight and the guys were hitting each other and slamming each others heads into walls and shit...it was crazy...made my burger taste a hell of a lot better....

LMAOOOOOO Ain't nothing like watching a fight while eating a burger.

 

[SonnyBlac]

In dennys in San Mateo, there was a group of these females. Drunk as shit, loud as hell. But there was just one that stood out. looked MORBID as hell. Well she looked like she was fenna throw up. She goes outside and all me and my kinfolk see, is this bitch crouch down...throw up...and shit her self. She was a skirt. My nigga started gaggin. I was dying. Fucking dying. This bitch tried to come back inside with throw up on her shirt, shit runnin down her legs tryin to sit down. You see damn near all the waiters n shit rush her like "NAW NAW".

That was a night man.

 

[BzNutz]

i been the drunk dude bout to get in a fight alot at Dennys, but on a different note, me and the homie was sittin next to a table of fine ass females and we were both doin the bacc and forth bullshit like go holla at em, naw you go holla at em, i was like fucc it im drunk i aint tryin to, so i took one of the creamer containers and a fork and launched another creamer container at their table, it hit this girl right in her eye and made a loud ass smacc sound, we laughed so hard and actually eneded up sittin with em and shit........way to many fight stories to get into but i remember me and a friend of mine tryin to take on this dude who was about 6'11", biggest dude i ve ever tried to fight, shit was funny

 

[G-Dubb]

One time I was there around 3 AM or so... These dudes a couple booths over were posing and taking pictures and shit... This dude is in Denny's with a big ass knife taking pictures in front of a table with his son (who can't be more than 3 years old)... I don't know what the fuck they were doin... One of the most absurd and unnecessary things I've ever seen...

I've seen too much at Denny's & IHOP on the late night... I'll post up more when I have some time.

 

[Pig-Homo]

eat and ditch...

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

One time I yacked ALL OVER the bathroom off a nasty ass mix of JD, yay, and Dennys food. I hit the floor, the door, the door handle, the toilet, the sink, the stall door, the paper towels, the soap machine, everything. That shit was so off the hook I couldn't even control where I was standing or moving to. I was just trying with all my might not to fall over.

 

[xraidedloc831]

I walked into dennys with my lady and one of her friends. We were not even there 1min before we spot a "white moment" these two white bitches and two white dudes were at a table laughin and jokeing. nothing wrong with that. All the sudden one of the white girls gets up from her booth runs outside hops in her car and proceeds to do about 3 or 4 donuts in the parking lot. She then parks her car runs back inside and says, "dude did you see me out there i was so doing donuts in the parking lot. Im like bi polar or something(high fives around the table)"Everyone at the table gives up high fives and laughs and tell her, "that was so awsome" lolol we were dying and thinkin like fuckin white people lololol mind you im not racist but god damn when your white you dont gotta show it lol.

 

[BROWN GUERRERO]

DAMN I GOT ONE FROM AWHILE BACK. SO ME AND MY FOLKS WAS UP AT DENNY'S LATE NIGHT AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN THESE 3 BLACK FOOLS WALK IN HOLLARIN ALL KINDS OF SHIT. THEY WERE ON 1 FOR SURE I MEAN YOUR TYPICAL OAKLAND CAT DREADS, GOLD TEETH, ALL THAT SHIT. SO THEY IN THERE TALKING SHIT AND THEN THEY WALK BY THIS TABLE WITH THIS SWOLE ASS WHITE GUY AND HIS GIRL. ONE OF THE FOOLS ALMOST STUMBLES ONTO THEIR TABLE. THE GUY IS LIKE WATCH OUT AND THEY STARTED GETTING ALL ROUDY AND SHIT. NEXT THING I KNOW THE BIG ASS WHITE GUY STANDS UP AND IS WHOOPIN ALL THEIR ASSES. HE MUST OF BEEN LIKE A ULTIMATE FIGHTER OR SOMESHIT CAUSE HE WAS NO JOKE!!

 

[xraidedloc831]

^^^hahha good shit. This is gonna be a classic thread for sure.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

"white moment"

LMAO, yea, i've seen plenty of those... these two rednecks were in some lifted chevy blazer or something in the jack in the box next to denny's, i was with my black and mexican friends and one white, the guys start with this "what up G!!!" typa shit. there like "WESSSSIIYEEED!!!" and all kinda shit, straight assed out. then all of a sudden the dude in the passanger barfs all over his friends car, i mean like half of it was on the inside of the windshield and half dripping down the side of the car.

 

[Hoosier]

I was at Dennys in Ventura California about 2 years ago, drunk of course. We just got seated by the waitress and I asked her if they had any bearded clam, she said "I know what that is, you need to get out of here."

 

[Rich]

^^^
lol at Brown Guerrero's story...

Anyways one night after clubbin we hit up Nations Pinole/El Cerrito can't remember. There was this drunk ass Japanese dude up in there who could only speak Japanese. He seemed like an exchange student who was dropped off and stranded by his caregivers lol. This dude starts sittin at a table with 3 black dudes and starts grabbin and eatin one of the guys' food!!! And then he starts talkin hella shit in Japanese with a low ass voice and mean muggin like he's a UFC fighter or somethin. And man these dudes were about to whoop his ass for real!! So they all start standin up and one of the dudes confronts the Japanese dude and talks shit and says get the fuck outta here. Then he shoves his ass and he falls down hella hard *thump*. I felt sorry for the dude and I walk up to the Japanese dude and pulled him back. Then the black dudes asked if he was my homie (I'm asian lol) and I said nawwwwww. But drunkin people are crazy, especially exchange students!!! He later got arrested and the cops probably had to go get an interpreter and shit haha and find his temp home.

 

[Darkshowdown]

We don't ahve Denny's here no more due to racial issues that closed them down. The action is at WAFFLE HOUSE or I-HOP. I got some late night Waffle House stories. Like the one time the waitress beat a customer with a skillet and the police came and I had a warrant for me then so I crawled out the lil Bathroom window.

 

[Screwed-Up]

One night i was going to denny's i was smoking on a blunt and had a couple of open containers. A normal night. When we were pulling up i saw a couple of females i knew in the parking lot leaving so i sat the blunt in ash tray and got out thinking my homie would stay in the car and finish it. nope that fool hopped out also leaving the car on and the blunt, beer cans open in plain sight and the damn radio playin pretty load. shit was fucked up. well we was still hungry so we go in and order some food and ask to use their phonebook to call a locksmith. Their was a couple of cops in their eating and they over heard us bitching about locking the keys in the car. They ask me if i wanted them to try to unlock the door. I was like naw i got a locksmith coming. They were like youll save money. These cops where really tring to get me to let them do it. (this is like the only time i had cops come ask for help.) well a locksmith came and unlock the car and told me it was like 60 dollars. i asked him if i could get him a dub or a quater but i guess this fool doesnt smoke. Dudes attuide change with a quikness. Well i told him that i got to go to the corner store to the atm he said he would follow me. well this dude pulls out in front of me i was tihinking he would follow me well he takes a left i take a right